Well ok i could write a book of embarrassing stories or worst days ever but can you tell me any...

This was just the afternoon/evening one day last week, but started off with...slept through the alarm, and had to call and cancel a Dr. appointment, then had to reinstall my printer, because my computer decided it didn't want it on here anymore, started to print out some documents, just to run out of yellow ink. Called the Dr. office to reschedule, got the voice mail, told them to call me back...the next day as I would be leaving shortly...so they call me back a little while later about 5 minutes after I left. Went to get in my car...to find the windows had been left halfway down the night before...and it rained. Went to pay some of my bills...to find I had left the electric one on the desk by my comp, then got to the pharmacy to pick up some meds I had waiting...12 minutes after they closed. Got home, ate dinner, decided to shampoo the carpets...halfway through, two breakers trip, one of which made the tv go silent and black & white...I thought I'd killed it...so I sat down and cried for like ten minutes (hey, we all have our occasional self-pity parties), hit the power button on the tv, it came back on just fine...sweet. Got a bowl of ice cream, sat back down to watch a movie and tried not to do much of anything else for the rest of the night so I could maybe avoid hurting myself.

I once walked into a handicapped parking sign head on.

Damn...

ha ha. I was sober too.

I once closed the fridge door on my nose!!!!

1 chilly Sat.aft.I offered to take my angels out to lunch @ Papa Gino's.Well we're waiting for a signal from a waitress by the doorway.Right besides us there is a fully loaded stand-up coat rack.A few min.'s later we are given the wave to proceed to the available table.I'm wearing an Aero pullover w/a drawstring at the bottom.Well as I step fwd the loop catches the rack & sends it crashing down.My angels are turning 3 shades of red while I'm staring at amazement at what just happened.Then I start laughing hysterically because someone's hat had rolled across the floor to-wards the register.Now everyone is staring at us & meanwhile I'm trying to re-gain my composure.Then some elderly lady close by says"well the nerve of some ppl".My angels still tell me that they'll never go out to a restaurant w/ me ever again.lol.Hey! I don't want to eat alone.

Ummm, how is that even possible?


I shouldn't say much though, I've rolled my hair up in the car window before.

Well I'm sitting here

At the Italian American fair

Almost dropped this ITouch in the river!!

I didnt think it was possible either......but I managed it!!!

omg...I think after the lady said that, I would have been on the floor laughing even harder.

So many to choose from...

In Vegas on a hot day wearing a short sundress, walking down the sidewalk past an alley between 2 casinos...those guys who are paid to stand around and pass out "escort service" cards standing right there...I stepped onto the grate on the ground and whoosh! Up my dress went all the way to my belly (and I was wearing a thong)...guys walking behind me...the guy handing out the cards saw it and went "whoa!" with a big grin on his face.

Long time no see.

Now that is funny! Hope you did no damage to your lovely head!

And yes, I have to many to re-count. Shall I start at the top (no pun intended) I pooped on my way down from a fire watch tower in Gettysburg on a second date!!!! Know I have to kill you all...

I consider myself a good driver now a days,,but I once turned down a one way street with tons of traffic coming towards me.. Luckily there was a side street right there that I turned into quickly... Talk about getting the blood pressure going..ha!

meant pooped, not "was pooped" My goodness what a difference a typo can make. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Not me, but awhile back....

....My next door neighbor got out of her car and circled around it to get her 1 yr.old out of the carseat.Realizng that the door was locked she fiddled for her keys. To her despair she did not have them,they were hanging in her ignition! Frantically she started trying all the car doors. She was locked out and the baby was locked in! As myself, and some of the other neighbors are now coming over to find out what we can do to help. Some of us are talking & making funny faces through her window making sure the baby is okay & calm. She becomes panick stricken calling her husband at work crying and about to call 911.Some neighbors are suggesting break her car window or busting up the trunk lock and crawling through somehow. When suddenly Granpa emerges from the house fresh out of the shower ....walks up to the window, taps on it and says...."Joey unlock the door buddy"

oh my gosh I love these stories I could write a book bigger then a bible for bad days or embarrassing stories serioussly..... I once was still in high school like tenth grade I spotted a cute guy across street we started talking from across street... next thing you know I thing he did try too warn me but I didnt listen I walked int oa phone pole or some sort of pole that had a wire goign down it was attached normal but one leg on each side then boink my head and fell.. how freakin embarrassing... guy yells are you ok i was like thinking does it look like I;m ok hahah i just got up and walked super fast rubbing my head... it hurt and went too friends house...

what else oh yeah have in freshmen year in high school i was wearing these super tihg jeans... that the only thing that held them up or on me was a string thats how they were made so when I was walking out too last class.. I had too keep a sweater on it was over 100 degrees...my pants were falling... hahaha so embarrassing...