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CHURCH HYMN FART : The kind where you're sitting in church, you bend over to pick up a hymn book, and -PBBBBBBT!!!- a giant fart rips out. Fate dictates that you are sitting next to an old lady, who will scoot down the bench, looking disgusted. SIDE NOTE: Confucius say, Man Who Fart In Church, Sit In Own Pew. Somewhat related to the CHURCH HYMN FART: You're listening to music in a crowd & wait to rip 'em off during the loud drum solo...only to realize you're wearing your iPod...  AKA The Oopsie!
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CHURCH HYMN FART : The kind where you're sitting in church, you bend over to pick up a hymn book, and -PBBBBBBT!!!- a giant fart rips out. Fate dictates that you are sitting next to an old lady, who will scoot down the bench, looking disgusted. SIDE NOTE: Confucius say, Man Who Fart In Church, Sit In Own Pew. Somewhat related to the CHURCH HYMN FART: You're listening to music in a crowd & wait to rip 'em off during the loud drum solo...only to realize you're wearing your iPod... AKA The Oopsie!
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The grocery store aisle gas-n-dash, and the elevator and revolving door farts are my favorites, as long as I'm the one doing them.
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Hydrated Flatulation (a.k.a Wet Fart): The original wet fart, which leaves a mark on your pants, and gives you a cold wet sticky sensation when you walk. You might not like this little bugger, but you feel right at home with it.
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BTW Women don't fart we toot !!!! 
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BTW Women don't fart we toot !!!!
Pffffffffft! Who's been lyin' to ya'll? 
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 I still cant dooooooooooo it!!!
I havent had a good fart since 1972!!!
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I still cant dooooooooooo it!!!
I havent had a good fart since 1972!!!
Eat more broccoli and cauliflower... |
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nOPE!!!! Just NOT HAPPENING!!! 
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I heard the inability to fart causes bad breath...
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I heard the inability to fart causes bad breath...
I think my rectum has halitosis |
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never hold in your farts
they'll build up until one day you'll die of a fart attack and when they do your autopsy your breath will smell like shyte |
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