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Topic: Hottie's!
sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Thu 09/17/09 03:55 PM
This is true. A sense of humor and a bit of quick wit on mingle can be deadly to a newbie. Runs away AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Thu 09/17/09 03:55 PM
Well obviously you dont know how things work over here. We actually go out do stuff get exercise as for america it's full of overweight nas car fanatic's that sit on their arse all day scratchin their red necks so Boom. So...go out and do "stuff"... He can't, he's too busy trolling for overweight, redneck hotties online... Sorry, I was hungry and not thinking properly...speaking of which, I wonder if this guy would want to come over for dinner... Maybe, but he looks as if he might taste of arsenic, are you willing to chance that? When compared with what I've had in the past...it could almost be considered a step up... You poor baby, you've been so deprived. And those people under the stoop are looking a bit sickly, I wouldn't recommend them.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/17/09 03:55 PM Edited by longhairbiker on Thu 09/17/09 03:57 PM
What's a hottie? 290 kilo english lass, full of guiness, and fish n chips, and a bit of a rash from chav chafing from pub hopping?

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 09/17/09 03:56 PM
I don't watch Nascar and I prefer to get my exercise with sex. I don't do either...well, sort of anyway...

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Thu 09/17/09 03:56 PM
I don't watch Nascar and I prefer to get my exercise with sex. I don't do either...well, sort of anyway... watch nascar? or have sex?

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Thu 09/17/09 03:57 PM
This is true. A sense of humor and a bit of quick wit on mingle can be deadly to a newbie. Runs away AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Thu 09/17/09 03:57 PM
What's a hottie? 290 kilo english lass, full of guiness, and fish n chips, and a bit of a rash from chav chafing from pub hopping? Huh? insert dumb blond emoticon here

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 09/17/09 03:58 PM
I don't watch Nascar and I prefer to get my exercise with sex. I don't do either...well, sort of anyway... watch nascar? or have sex? Well, I'm not the nascar type...

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 09/17/09 03:58 PM
What's a hottie? 290 kilo english lass, full of guiness, and fish n chips, and a bit of a rash from chav chafing from pub hopping? Should have went with stones.

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Thu 09/17/09 03:58 PM
This is true. A sense of humor and a bit of quick wit on mingle can be deadly to a newbie. Runs away AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! cornered please don't hurt me... ( insert big cute eyes)

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/17/09 03:59 PM
What's a hottie? 290 kilo english lass, full of guiness, and fish n chips, and a bit of a rash from chav chafing from pub hopping? ....a lass you can't get into in the first place because she's hid a quid in her quim?

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Thu 09/17/09 04:01 PM
This is true. A sense of humor and a bit of quick wit on mingle can be deadly to a newbie. Runs away AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! cornered please don't hurt me... ( insert big cute eyes) Awww, I'm a sucker for big cute eyes. Come here boy.....

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Thu 09/17/09 04:02 PM
This is true. A sense of humor and a bit of quick wit on mingle can be deadly to a newbie. Runs away AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! cornered please don't hurt me... ( insert big cute eyes) Awww, I'm a sucker for big cute eyes. Come here boy..... NO! PLEASE!

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Thu 09/17/09 04:03 PM
tehe... jest kidding. BRING IT!!

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Thu 09/17/09 04:03 PM
tehe... jest kidding. BRING IT!! Ha ha, I bite!!!

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Thu 09/17/09 04:04 PM
tehe... jest kidding. BRING IT!! Ha ha, I bite!!! mmm.... I like it rough!

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Thu 09/17/09 04:06 PM
tehe... jest kidding. BRING IT!! Ha ha, I bite!!! mmm.... I like it rough! They usually do.

Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Thu 09/17/09 04:08 PM
where'd he go? come in talkin all cocky n sheet and then just wander off

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/17/09 04:09 PM
What's a hottie? 290 kilo english lass, full of guiness, and fish n chips, and a bit of a rash from chav chafing from pub hopping? ....a lass you can't get into in the first place because she's hid a quid in her quim? ....translation: what is considered a hottie in england? A 1000 pound english woman (sic-1160 pounds at 4.5 pounds per kilo). Drunk on guiness beer, full of fried fish and fried french fries. And a bit of stretchy vaginal chafing from too much loser wiener and lots of walking to bars. Someone who is not worth the time to get into her panties because she's gotten drunk so many times and passed out and got robbed that she now hides her money up her vagina. Oh yeah. She likes nascar. She has it programmed on BBC 452.

sweetboy3030 Joined Tue 08/18/09 Posts: 1188	Thu 09/17/09 04:10 PM
What's a hottie? 290 kilo english lass, full of guiness, and fish n chips, and a bit of a rash from chav chafing from pub hopping? ....a lass you can't get into in the first place because she's hid a quid in her quim? ....translation: what is considered a hottie in england? A 1000 pound english woman (sic-1160 pounds at 4.5 pounds per kilo). Drunk on guiness beer, full of fried fish and fried french fries. And a bit of stretchy vaginal chafing from too much loser wiener and lots of walking to bars. Someone who is not worth the time to get into her panties because she's gotten drunk so many times and passed out and got robbed that she now hides her money up her vagina. Oh yeah. She likes nascar. She has it programmed on BBC 452. glad... that... you .. cleared up the ..... confusion.