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Topic: Hottie's!
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Thu 09/17/09 04:11 PM

where'd he go?

come in talkin all cocky n sheet and then just wander off
Ever seen full metal jacket?
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Thu 09/17/09 04:11 PM



What's a hottie? 290 kilo english lass, full of guiness, and fish n chips, and a bit of a rash from chav chafing from pub hopping?
....a lass you can't get into in the first place because she's hid a quid in her quim?
....translation: what is considered a hottie in england? A 1000 pound english woman (sic-1160 pounds at 4.5 pounds per kilo). Drunk on guiness beer, full of fried fish and fried french fries. And a bit of stretchy vaginal chafing from too much loser wiener and lots of walking to bars. Someone who is not worth the time to get into her panties because she's gotten drunk so many times and passed out and got robbed that she now hides her money up her vagina. Oh yeah. She likes nascar. She has it programmed on BBC 452.


Wow, if I was into girls, I'd be all over that...
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Thu 09/17/09 04:12 PM
Quit laughing dan or I will fart. Ppppfffttttt!!!
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Thu 09/17/09 04:12 PM

What's a hottie? 290 kilo english lass, full of guiness, and fish n chips, and a bit of a rash from chav chafing from pub hopping?


I was in a pub with my ex-girlfriend and when i came back from the loo she said to me 'Go beat that man up, he said he wants to turn me upside down, fill my quim up with guinness, and drink it all out'

No fkn way, i said. I aint fighting anyone who can drink that much guiness.

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Thu 09/17/09 04:13 PM
By the way, who here would listen to "Over the Rainbow" ( Seen in The Wizard Of Oz) if it was sung (at the same time) by Phil collins, Michal jackson ( if he was not dead) and Gilbert godfrey?
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Thu 09/17/09 04:14 PM

By the way, who here would listen to "Over the Rainbow" ( Seen in The Wizard Of Oz) if it was sung (at the same time) by Phil collins, Michal jackson ( if he was not dead) and Gilbert godfrey?


I fail to see what that has to do with hottie stalking?huh :tongue:
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Thu 09/17/09 04:15 PM


What's a hottie? 290 kilo english lass, full of guiness, and fish n chips, and a bit of a rash from chav chafing from pub hopping?


I was in a pub with my ex-girlfriend and when i came back from the loo she said to me 'Go beat that man up, he said he wants to turn me upside down, fill my quim up with guinness, and drink it all out'

No fkn way, i said. I aint fighting anyone who can drink that much guiness.




rofl
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Thu 09/17/09 04:16 PM


What's a hottie? 290 kilo english lass, full of guiness, and fish n chips, and a bit of a rash from chav chafing from pub hopping?


I was in a pub with my ex-girlfriend and when i came back from the loo she said to me 'Go beat that man up, he said he wants to turn me upside down, fill my quim up with guinness, and drink it all out'

No fkn way, i said. I aint fighting anyone who can drink that much guiness.


....bwa ha ha ha ha!!! Now that's funny!
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Thu 09/17/09 04:17 PM
:angel:


By the way, who here would listen to "Over the Rainbow" ( Seen in The Wizard Of Oz) if it was sung (at the same time) by Phil collins, Michal jackson ( if he was not dead) and Gilbert godfrey?


I fail to see what that has to do with hottie stalking?huh :tongue:
Stalking? I am not stalking... :angel: I am just... admireing.
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Thu 09/17/09 04:19 PM

Hey you Hotties out there if you want a good looking lad then you found him check my profile out.
And message me to get chatting :D X
...best o luck bingham. Welcome to the looney bin.
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Thu 09/17/09 04:32 PM
I bez da bull goose looney biatch. so if ya'll wanna fo sizzle with my nizzles yo's gotta be prepared for da shitz yo.
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Thu 09/17/09 04:39 PM
he needed to go change his pad and get some midollaugh
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Thu 09/17/09 04:48 PM

:angel:


By the way, who here would listen to "Over the Rainbow" ( Seen in The Wizard Of Oz) if it was sung (at the same time) by Phil collins, Michal jackson ( if he was not dead) and Gilbert godfrey?


I fail to see what that has to do with hottie stalking?huh :tongue:
Stalking? I am not stalking... :angel: I am just... admireing.


Not you, me, I'm stalking a hottie. Well, not right now, because he's not on, but when he comes back I will start again.:banana:
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Thu 09/17/09 04:49 PM

he needed to go change his pad and get some midollaugh


rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Thu 09/17/09 04:49 PM
BANNA ATTACK!!! :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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Thu 09/17/09 04:50 PM

BANNA ATTACK!!! :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:


No more sugar for you.:tongue:
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Thu 09/17/09 04:54 PM
ypu know, I just sent that to 34 diffrent blogs on this site, most of them not even where they would be remotley welcome.
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Thu 09/17/09 08:01 PM

where'd he go?

come in talkin all cocky n sheet and then just wander off


I think this is another case of him getting eaten alive. Run Forest, run!
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Fri 09/18/09 12:41 AM

Well obviously you dont know how things work over here.
We actually go out do stuff get exercise as for america it's full of overweight nas car fanatic's that sit on their arse all day scratchin their red necks so Boom.




You are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo RUDE:angry: :angry:


No mannersgrumble grumble

Insulting jerk, go away pitchfork

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Fri 09/18/09 12:50 AM


Not my type pal.


I was talking to Quietman, Pal.


laugh flowerforyou drinker :laughing: rofl rofl waving :thumbsup: winking :laughing: :laughing: drinker flowerforyou

With all due respect sort of, there is something about a new Mingler bouncing onto the scene, skidding into the forum on one foot and one or two posts to his name saying, "Hey women! Fear no more. The stud is here, right here for you so, where are you? You must be in a frigging cave to not be here to drool over my existence!"
Most women will do the equivalent to putting her jacket on the barstool next to her.
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