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Topic: STIMULUS CHECK
franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Wed 09/30/09 07:47 AM
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in the USA by: 1 spending it at yard sales, or 2 going to hockey/ball games, or 3 spending it on prostitutes, or 4 beer or 5 tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..) *** I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.

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Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Wed 09/30/09 08:02 AM
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in the USA by: 1 spending it at yard sales, or 2 going to hockey/ball games, or 3 spending it on prostitutes, or 4 beer or 5 tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..) *** I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot. I love # 3 and 4 give me the money!!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 09/30/09 08:10 AM
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in the USA by: 1 spending it at yard sales, or 2 going to hockey/ball games, or 3 spending it on prostitutes, or 4 beer or 5 tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..) *** I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot. I really, really like this!

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Wed 09/30/09 08:13 AM
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in the USA by: 1 spending it at yard sales, or 2 going to hockey/ball games, or 3 spending it on prostitutes, or 4 beer or 5 tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..) *** I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot. Or go to your local produce stand and give it the farmers of your area.

Modela Joined Fri 09/19/08 Posts: 2535	Thu 10/01/09 07:19 PM
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Thu 10/01/09 08:26 PM
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in the USA by: 1 spending it at yard sales, or 2 going to hockey/ball games, or 3 spending it on prostitutes, or 4 beer or 5 tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..) *** I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot. I really, really like this! She is not just a pretty face you know

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PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Thu 10/01/09 09:41 PM
There are millions of products. Looking for the Made in the USA Lable and asking stores to offer the same is worth the effort. Everyone likes to bash Wal-Mart but they buy trillions of dollars of Made in the USA goods to resell. If you want to sell something in Wal-Mart and have a product people want to buy don't kid yourself they will sell it. Voters could return billions of jobs to our shores by demanding that we do not only get the best price on what the government buys but that is built in the USA. Of course nobody wants factories built in their neighborhood unless they get a job.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Thu 10/01/09 09:43 PM
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franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Fri 10/02/09 05:12 AM
robert

LewisW123 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 2403	Fri 10/02/09 09:02 AM
I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot. Oops, I went to a yard sale and got a tatoo.