Topic: Sex With Atheists
NaciremaDream's photo
Tue 10/06/09 05:19 PM
I'm Atheist and my last sexual experience was FANTASTIC. But... while performing the act I yelled out "God's" name a lot that night (oh god oh god oh god):tongue:. Now, that lucky female I was with (who is Christian) thought I was poking fun at her religion oops . So my question is... If your a Atheist, while having sex do you yell out his name? Just wondering!!what

iheartyew's photo
Tue 10/06/09 05:36 PM
I do! I don't even mean to sometimes. I think its a natural response. Just like when I say OMG! Or JESUS CHRIST! Its not like I think "hmmm how can I piss a Christian off today" lol

NaciremaDream's photo
Tue 10/06/09 05:39 PM

I do! I don't even mean to sometimes. I think its a natural response. Just like when I say OMG! Or JESUS CHRIST! Its not like I think "hmmm how can I piss a Christian off today" lol


OMG... My thoughts exactly

jrbogie's photo
Tue 10/06/09 06:20 PM
i hate it when my sexual partner calls me by some other guys name during sex. one time the lady kept yelling at the top of her lungs, "JESUS CHRIST".

NaciremaDream's photo
Tue 10/06/09 06:29 PM

i hate it when my sexual partner calls me by some other guys name during sex. one time the lady kept yelling at the top of her lungs, "JESUS CHRIST".
I have got to use that line... F-U-N-N-Y... rofl

wux's photo
Thu 10/08/09 05:23 PM
I am a staunch atheist and therefore I was rather surprised when Jesus appeared to me during sex, with the Virgin Mary.

I was in bed, with my bosses' wife in Houston. I work for an export-import firm and we do a lot of business with Mexico. In fact, the boss is Mexican.

We are at the best part with the lady, when the door opens and my boss appears with his and my girlfriend's seven-year-old daughter.

You can imagine my surprise then. I got the fear of Jesus beaten into me that day.

no photo
Fri 10/09/09 05:13 PM

I'm Atheist and my last sexual experience was FANTASTIC. But... while performing the act I yelled out "God's" name a lot that night (oh god oh god oh god):tongue:. Now, that lucky female I was with (who is Christian) thought I was poking fun at her religion oops . So my question is... If your a Atheist, while having sex do you yell out his name? Just wondering!!what


For a while I refused to say "Bless you" (or variants) when someone sneezes because I thought it was dishonest for me to do so. Then I decided that: since we use idiomatic expressions all the time which are unrelated to their literal meanings, I can just add that to the list. I'll even say 'God bless you' to certain people, to express my caring for them in their own terms.

Similar for using "God" and such as an expression of surprise, incredulity, frustration, etc. But no, not so much during sex.

BYondLife's photo
Sun 10/11/09 03:39 AM
Yes, that along with the things I've heard and said that consist of but are not entirely restricted to:

Holy F***!
God Dayum!
Sweet Jesus!

..Eh, you get the point.
Despite such..
You are still, by technical terms, using 'His' name in vain.
However, those Christians that say it, should be the ones worrying.

IMO.

no photo
Sun 10/18/09 10:47 AM
I've always encouraged my partners to try different gods or pantheons to scream out.
This one girl I knew, a lifetime or so ago, actually did believe in the Norse gods. And she did, in fact, call out Thor's name. I thought she was saying "more". Either way, it was a good night.

Roskolnikov's photo
Thu 10/22/09 03:29 PM
It's such an integral part of the lexicon that I find myself calling on God or his son daily. When my supervisor makes a stupid decision that effects how I do my job "God take me now!" When one of the juveniles I deal with at work decides to carve his initials into the side of my desk "Jesus Christ! What kind of moron are you!" When I'm in the checkout line at the grocery store and the numbnut ahead of me can't figure out how to work the credit card machine, "God where do they come from and why do you always put them in front of me?"
So, maybe I am more religious than I thought.

wux's photo
Fri 10/23/09 09:12 PM

at the grocery store and the numbnut ahead of me can't figure out how to work the credit card machine, "God where do they come from and why do you always put them in front of me?"


I come from Budapest, Hungary, and I'm put in front of you 'cause you don't believe in the Commandments, of especial improtance here, in the one that says "thou shalt worship no other god and/or gods before me."

God was probably mad at another instance of ignorance, probably at the heavenly check-out line with a twitty god in front of Him in the queue.

BTW, it's an optical illusion. The numbnuts are also beind you, it's just that they camouflage better on the side of you which has no eyes.