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Topic: Do you think that Jill....
Goofball73's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:13 PM
...was the one who pushed Jack down the hill? Or did he really just "fall"? I am thinking Jill was a meanie and pushed poor old Jack.

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Sat 10/24/09 03:16 PM
i maintain they both tripped...lol

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Sat 10/24/09 03:27 PM
I wonder if they both "fell" at the same time. spock

egoodrich's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:29 PM
jack tried committing suicide, and jill, not wanting to live without him, jumped as well

Gossipmpm's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:29 PM
She pushed him...


Ya know she pushed him!!!

She wanted that damn crown!!!:heart:

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Sat 10/24/09 03:31 PM
Maybe Jill pushed Jack because he wouldn't put out. tongue2

egoodrich's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:33 PM
then why did she fall too?!

FearandLoathing's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:34 PM

...was the one who pushed Jack down the hill? Or did he really just "fall"? I am thinking Jill was a meanie and pushed poor old Jack.


No man, it's deeper than that...like Jack was out one night drinking cognac with his homies, while Jill was sitting at home tending to the dozen dogs and needed more dog food so she called Jack to see if he could go and pick some up on his way home. So Jack gets this phone call while he is sipping some cognac, and all he hears is "baby, can you pick up some dog food on the way home?", and of course he replies "yea, I can do that" but in the background a girl shouts "I'll be your *****!", this of course confuses Jill as she thought Jack was out studying for his term paper in physics with friends. See, so now Jill is confused, and while Jack was driving to the store she drove past him and careened him off the road...Jack being drunk, slammed into a telephone pole and was ejected from his vehicle, and flew the entire way down the Hollywood Hills.smokin

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Sat 10/24/09 03:35 PM

then why did she fall too?!
dirty fetish?

shadowsfromthesky's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:36 PM
Actually I heard it from Little Red that Jill was nagging Jack to go fetch some water...and when he left she shouted at him that he couldn't do anything right and nagged him all the way up the hill about what a low life he was for not having a job and always having his buddies (the three little pigs) over to play PS3 and drink beer.

When they finally reached the top of the hill Jack told her she was a nagging *****...Jill who had at this point yanked the pail from Jack (contending that he was a sissy and could NEVER carry a pail FULL of water back to their house) swung the full pail at Jack and caught him in the mouth. She knocked 4 of his teeth out...and chipped his new crown.

But...there again...Little Red's been sleeping with the Big Bad Wolf for months and would say anything to create a little drama.

Gossipmpm's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:36 PM

then why did she fall too?!


Jill was a Sicilian girl...

We always gotta make it look like an accident!!:heart:

MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:37 PM
huh Where is works-at-a-hotel-Jill that posts on Mingle all the time?huhI haven't seen her lately.:cry:

Edy_ca's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:38 PM
i talked to jills mom...jack was a drunk and he just went over the hill...you gotta hit bottom, be for you can get back up...

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Sat 10/24/09 03:38 PM
I'm sure she'll be back Mirror. :thumbsup:

PATSFAN's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:40 PM
Yes but not after taking his wallet & then as he was falling down the hill she filmed & put ti on You tube!

seamac's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:41 PM
Oh my gosh I can't believe this post!! When I was a young teen, (12 - 15) my best friend was a beauty named Julie, she had twin siblings who were named Jack and Jill. They lived at the bottom of a significant mountain in CA. One day Jack went up the hill (beyond a fence where he was forbidden to go) and Jill followed him....Jack fell down and broke his crown and to this day has a steel plate in his head (which kept him out of Viet Nam) and Jill came tumbling after and died.

I swear this a true story!!!

MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:41 PM

I'm sure she'll be back Mirror. :thumbsup:
smile2 I hope sosmile2

Goofball73's photo
Sat 10/24/09 03:54 PM

Actually I heard it from Little Red that Jill was nagging Jack to go fetch some water...and when he left she shouted at him that he couldn't do anything right and nagged him all the way up the hill about what a low life he was for not having a job and always having his buddies (the three little pigs) over to play PS3 and drink beer.

When they finally reached the top of the hill Jack told her she was a nagging *****...Jill who had at this point yanked the pail from Jack (contending that he was a sissy and could NEVER carry a pail FULL of water back to their house) swung the full pail at Jack and caught him in the mouth. She knocked 4 of his teeth out...and chipped his new crown.

But...there again...Little Red's been sleeping with the Big Bad Wolf for months and would say anything to create a little drama.


Sounds like a marriage made in heaven (or hell).....damn those PS3's...always coming in between a relationship. But hey, at least the PS3 always loves you and never complains....well, it can get mad, overheat after much playing time, so I guess it can have an attitude as well.

Anyways.....I wonder if Jack had life insurance?

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Sat 10/24/09 03:56 PM
PS3 rocks

TxsSun's photo
Sat 10/24/09 04:00 PM

jack tried committing suicide, and jill, not wanting to live without him, jumped as well



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