you were to compose the Ten Commandments

what would they be? (Of course you needn't hold yourself to 10. It might
be one, or 2,327)

I wouldn't dare. They're perfect the way they are.

Actually, there are more Commandments given to us in God's Word than the
10 Commandments that we are most familar with.

There are 613 commandments in the law, but the 10 Commandments are
different. They were the only ones that were placed within the Ark of
the Covenant. When Jesus taught about commandments, he explained that
they can all be boiled down into two commandments.

1. Though shalt not be dumb!!!!!!!!
2. Though shalt not drive slow in the fast lane!!!!!
3. Though shalt not have more than 8 items in the 1-8 items line at the
grocery store!!!!!!!
4. Though shalt not be a trouble maker!!!!!!!
5. Though shalt not lie!!!!!!!!
6. Though shalt not take advantage of others!!!!!
7. Though shalt not be a hypocrit!!!!!!
8. Though shalt not be two-faced!!!!!!!
9. Though shalt not criticize others!!!!!!!
10.Though shalt not betray others trust!!!!!!!

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THOU SHALT NOT MESS WITH THE TEN COMMANDMENTS...

I'd boil it down to one:

Thou shalt not be a Butthead. :)

I wouldn't DARE touch them either. God made them perfectly fine

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ThAnKs KiMi MiSs Ya.

Thank your Higher Power daily!

Love yourself unconditionally!

Forgive yourself always!

Love all others the way THEY want to be loved!

Forgive others for they do the best the know how!

I am the Lord thy God....I'd have to leave this one alone

Thou shalt have no other gods before me .....ditto

Thou shalt not watch American Idol

Thou shalt not make overdrafts

Remember that Sabbath rocks!

Honor thy Mother and Father and don't sponge off them.

Thou shalt not murder the english language.

Thou shalt not commit adultery unless your spouse has already done it.

Thou shalt not steal day old bread.

Thou shalt not bear false witness when she already knows you're going
too.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife you've got already why double
your trouble.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house because he may have a larger
mortgage than you.

Well George Carlin has gone over it pretty exhaustively:

so it might offend true believers - but if you like
Carlin - you should definitely read them here:

http://www.dvrbs.com/world/GeorgeCarlin-TheTenCommandments.htm