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tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Sat 12/05/09 02:58 PM
Yeah i dumped her! She was from the planet Venus and me being a marsian I don't think it was ever gonna workout! You go, dude! head shake

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sat 12/05/09 03:12 PM
Just be a good little man hoe and quit ur bitchin!! :p....lol

ronny4dating Joined Wed 11/04/09 Posts: 1105	Sat 12/05/09 10:22 PM
yeah like i think a couple of people didn't realize this was just me being a smartazz! I guess my sarcasm is tricky? IDK?

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Sat 12/05/09 10:24 PM
I got the joke.

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Sat 12/05/09 11:12 PM
I'm glad facetiousness isn't flammable... as there would be quite a few erupting computer monitors if it were. Well played.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Sat 12/05/09 11:19 PM
I met this woman and all she ever wanted to do is have sex! Didn't respect me for my brains, didn't ever tell me how she loved me so! She never lavished me with gifts and all she ever talked about was my body. She kept tricking me into have sex with her and using me for my penis! It really hurt my feelings because when i was having sex with her i felt so used and cheap! I kept asking her to fawn over me for i felt like a King but she just wouldn't! I don't know why are women so cruel? They just want penis and it hurts my feelings! So i dumped her and from time to time she calls me for a booty call, but i always tell her NO i wont be used like that it's too degrading! ummmm....hmmm....wait what???you dumped a chick because all she wanted was sex? can i get her digits?

ronny4dating Joined Wed 11/04/09 Posts: 1105	Sun 12/06/09 12:27 AM
I met this woman and all she ever wanted to do is have sex! Didn't respect me for my brains, didn't ever tell me how she loved me so! She never lavished me with gifts and all she ever talked about was my body. She kept tricking me into have sex with her and using me for my penis! It really hurt my feelings because when i was having sex with her i felt so used and cheap! I kept asking her to fawn over me for i felt like a King but she just wouldn't! I don't know why are women so cruel? They just want penis and it hurts my feelings! So i dumped her and from time to time she calls me for a booty call, but i always tell her NO i wont be used like that it's too degrading! ummmm....hmmm....wait what???you dumped a chick because all she wanted was sex? can i get her digits? sure... Anita yu 345-555-1212

sparrow395 Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 8912	Sun 12/06/09 06:11 AM
I would be in heaven if i was able to find a man that wanted sex all the time!!

ronny4dating Joined Wed 11/04/09 Posts: 1105	Sun 12/06/09 11:01 AM
I would be in heaven if i was able to find a man that wanted sex all the time!! I thought you found him already...

orgy Joined Mon 11/30/09 Posts: 115	Sun 12/06/09 11:09 AM
in all fairness ronny, guys can be just as cruel and hurtful

ronny4dating Joined Wed 11/04/09 Posts: 1105	Sun 12/06/09 11:14 AM Edited by ronny4dating on Sun 12/06/09 11:15 AM
in all fairness ronny, guys can be just as cruel and hurtful yeah.....orgy it's sarcasm, completely ficticous! I made the whole thing up in response to the thought women are just hopeless victims and men are just preying heathens! I THOUGHT THE STORY TO BE SO COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS NO ONE WOULD BELEIVE IT!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sun 12/06/09 11:36 AM
I would be in heaven if i was able to find a man that wanted sex all the time!! Where do you chicks find these dudes who aren't down with the sickness? I mean...a woman comes up to me and starts foreplay, I so aint turning it down.

LewisW123 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 2403	Sun 12/06/09 11:42 AM
I would be in heaven if i was able to find a man that wanted sex all the time!! Where do you chicks find these dudes who aren't down with the sickness? I mean...a woman comes up to me and starts foreplay, I so aint turning it down. Well, she IS from Canada.

sparrow395 Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 8912	Sun 12/06/09 12:41 PM
I would be in heaven if i was able to find a man that wanted sex all the time!! I thought you found him already... You know I did!!

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sun 12/06/09 12:45 PM
I met this woman and all she ever wanted to do is have sex! Didn't respect me for my brains, didn't ever tell me how she loved me so! She never lavished me with gifts and all she ever talked about was my body. She kept tricking me into have sex with her and using me for my penis! It really hurt my feelings because when i was having sex with her i felt so used and cheap! I kept asking her to fawn over me for i felt like a King but she just wouldn't! I don't know why are women so cruel? They just want penis and it hurts my feelings! So i dumped her and from time to time she calls me for a booty call, but i always tell her NO i wont be used like that it's too degrading! If only more men valued themselves that way..perhaps fewer unwanted pregnancies, abortions, stds,,,,etc,,,

icecream21 Joined Thu 12/03/09 Posts: 70	Sun 12/06/09 01:58 PM
I will only have sex with a woman if Im married. Well I am still technically married so is there any girls out there who want a taste of this ice cream?

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Sun 12/06/09 02:01 PM
I met this woman and all she ever wanted to do is have sex! Didn't respect me for my brains, didn't ever tell me how she loved me so! She never lavished me with gifts and all she ever talked about was my body. She kept tricking me into have sex with her and using me for my penis! It really hurt my feelings because when i was having sex with her i felt so used and cheap! I kept asking her to fawn over me for i felt like a King but she just wouldn't! I don't know why are women so cruel? They just want penis and it hurts my feelings! So i dumped her and from time to time she calls me for a booty call, but i always tell her NO i wont be used like that it's too degrading! ummmm....hmmm....wait what???you dumped a chick because all she wanted was sex? is that number real? if so im gonna give a call can i get her digits? sure... Anita yu 345-555-1212

ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Sun 12/06/09 02:02 PM


icecream21 Joined Thu 12/03/09 Posts: 70	Sun 12/06/09 02:03 PM
cool! I called the number and we have a date. Im flying out on Tuesday! Thanks

ronny4dating Joined Wed 11/04/09 Posts: 1105	Sun 12/06/09 02:04 PM
I met this woman and all she ever wanted to do is have sex! Didn't respect me for my brains, didn't ever tell me how she loved me so! She never lavished me with gifts and all she ever talked about was my body. She kept tricking me into have sex with her and using me for my penis! It really hurt my feelings because when i was having sex with her i felt so used and cheap! I kept asking her to fawn over me for i felt like a King but she just wouldn't! I don't know why are women so cruel? They just want penis and it hurts my feelings! So i dumped her and from time to time she calls me for a booty call, but i always tell her NO i wont be used like that it's too degrading! ummmm....hmmm....wait what???you dumped a chick because all she wanted was sex? is that number real? if so im gonna give a call can i get her digits? sure... Anita yu 345-555-1212 Sure it's real just say anita yu, anita yu, anita yu, three times and click your heels while dialing and she will be there!