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Welcome to the 50's Goatherding....post a lot and let us get to know you!
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Welcome to the 50's Goatherding....post a lot and let us get to know you! Maybe Hot Lips could help the goatherder out with a new look! |
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My brother used to tell me to put on my little black suit and go out and play in traffic.
He also told me I looking like a taxi with the doors open going down the street....because of my big ears. God you got to love older siblings...... 
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If it was easy, everyone would do it.
Sex ain't everything, dogs do it right out in the street, but a woman that can cook, clean house and save money is what you want. People who collect boxes have a poor sex life. Thanks Mom. |
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Growing up in a family with 7 hoodlums, Gram would always be telling one of us..."I'm gonna box your ears you little pert". For the longest time I thought she was going to make me wear boxes on my ears.
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OK....figure these out....I never could!!! My mom was from Missouri and often said these quotes: When we asked where she was going, she would say, "Going to Omaha for a load of hogs." When it was really cold, she would say, "It's colder than a well diggers butt." |
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OK....figure these out....I never could!!! My mom was from Missouri and often said these quotes: When we asked where she was going, she would say, "Going to Omaha for a load of hogs." When it was really cold, she would say, "It's colder than a well diggers butt." |
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I've always heard that quote'Colder than a well digger's butt".
But my favorite is. "We're as lost as a goose in a hail storm!" Welcome to the forums andalongcamejohn, enjoy the new friends you're fixin' to make!
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When dad died I was told the now I was "2 days older than dirt."
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Here's one I'll bet we've all heard: "If they jumped off of a bridge naked, would you?" I heard that more times than I can count!
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"There might be snow on the mountaintop, but there is still fire in the furnace"
My gpa used to say.."I remember when Kansas was a mountain and kids were clean because dirt hadn't been invented" Now that describes me 
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