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When I would ask to do something and my Mom would say no and I would argue that everyone else was going she would answer, "If your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too" I hated that line>  haven't heard that one in 40 years. Ah...memories...
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"I should have pinched your head off & feed the milk to the hogs."
"They can kill us, but they can't eat us, against the rules of war." (from WW II) |
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My mother used to tell us that she was going to "tan our hides", meaning she was going to spank us but good!
When we asked them how old they were they'd tell us "old enough to vote"... |
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My mom and dad when asked how old they were would always say "old enough to cut the mustard"
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I'm as lost as a goose in a hail storm!
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My dad used to say
If you start a fight you will get a whipping when you get home; if someone else starts the fight and you lose, you will get a whipping when you get home. My grams used to say You don't want to go outside in the dark, the booger bears will get you. I had no idea what a booger bear was, but the thought of it scared me enough that I stayed in the house and peeked out the window. |
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Dont cross your eyes or frown - you're face will freeze and stay that way..
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My mom and dad when asked how old they were would always say "old enough to cut the mustard" "To old to cut the mustard, I can still lick the jar." |
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Shut the door, were you born in a barn? Cold Minnesota quote
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" I'll fix your little red wagon"....or was it waggin..Mom was from Kentucky
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"Because I said so!!"
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"Because I said so!!" why? why? |
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My grandmother on my father's side would always say "jaeatyet?" YOu have to be from Philly to undersatnd-translate Did you eat yet?
My Dad was always yelling, "I'll break your legs" while making a chopping motion with his hands. Funny thing is he never got out of his chair when he was doing this, but I always ran. |
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My grandmother on my father's side would always say "jaeatyet?" YOu have to be from Philly to undersatnd-translate Did you eat yet? My Dad was always yelling, "I'll break your legs" while making a chopping motion with his hands. Funny thing is he never got out of his chair when he was doing this, but I always ran. my mom would call someone an eedjgit.(idiot) we would laugh and go into schpeels about eating what..we could keep her going |
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My grandmother would say, "Your thicker then a brick, that hasn't got laid..."I still don't get that one.. but we always stopped what we were doing. Sounds sexual now..haha...And I don't think she meant that..haha
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When we kids got particularly dirty playing, and Dad
was going to bathe us, he would tell us he would scrub us with his wire brush....so he would be able to get us cleaned up. |
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My Dad always said when I would dump the load of hay or drop the basket of eggs that "I could screw up a train wreck"...
High praise from him was that I was 'smarter danna bird dawg' or 'stronger then sebben acres of hossraddish' |
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My Dad always said when I would dump the load of hay or drop the basket of eggs that "I could screw up a train wreck"... High praise from him was that I was 'smarter danna bird dawg' or 'stronger then sebben acres of hossraddish' so good to see you. |
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My mom would tell me, "Someday this is all going to come back to you". This came true with my second child!!  Gee, thanks Mom!! |
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If ya can't eat it, don't shoot it..
what goes around comes around.. If it ain't broken ya can't fix it. |
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