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Topic: "Blonde Jokes"
TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76374	Sat 01/09/10 07:52 PM
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?" KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

Updawg Joined Thu 11/19/09 Posts: 3254	Sat 01/09/10 07:55 PM
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?" KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" Glad delaware was not in the oklahoma blonde joke

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Sat 01/09/10 07:55 PM


Rob_T Joined Sat 12/19/09 Posts: 996	Sat 01/09/10 08:05 PM
do you know what you call it when you blow into a blonde's ear? A refill

funguymd Joined Wed 12/02/09 Posts: 91	Sun 01/10/10 01:34 PM
Good jokes, funny. But, should we really be putting down blondes? Aren't those the women we want to date? Oh, yeah, they don't know they've been put down We're safe.!

Morgoth Joined Sun 01/10/10 Posts: 424	Sun 01/10/10 04:41 PM
LOL that first one was great

Fuzzysquirrel Joined Thu 01/14/10 Posts: 5	Sun 01/17/10 09:48 AM
Train Tracks A brunette was jumping up and down on a set of railroad tracks saying, "21,21,21." A blonde walked by, noticed the brunette, started jumping up and down on the tracks and repeated what the brunette was saying. The brunette heard a train whistle and jumped off of the tracks. The blonde kept jumping and saying, "21,21,21." The train ran over the blonde. When the train ended, the brunette jumped back on the tracks and started saying, "22,22,22."

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