Confusion is good. It leads to order!

...well, reform...and then order.

my neighbor said he was confused. He came over today , and asks me, "What day is it today?" I replied, guess it's your birthday. Oh, that's right.

trignometry,,,,,what do we use it for again?

"Electric bill keep going up when Iam never home? "

The lecherous old man that I am: Are you sure it's the electric Bill that goes up, not the Bionic Bill? You gotta stop walking around naked in the house. If you put some clothes on, you'll save money.

Sex. In love triangles.

You would be a happier person now if you paid more attention during analytic geometry.

I am no longer confused about anything.

Dict8, one of the two of you Siamese twins looks like another member here, by the name of Ruth or Truth or Tooth. How can that be possible? Are you three related? (I am never sure if a Siamese twin is one person or two.)

I AM... CONFUSED.

Pay attention, man!

I'm even having a hard time telling where I've posted.

But I am happy dagnabbit!!

I am confused about peoples inability to accept reality! Never fails one person after the next just head in the sand over their own personal bias and prejudice! It sucks and it seems worse today than it has ever been!

Yes, but whose reality is it anyway, thats what confuses me.

A lady said hello to me and then said " I'm sorry I can't remember your name" I told her it was alright...my name is the same as yours!

I'm confused about some ppl coming on american Idol.I can't believe that they really think that they can sing.

I was confused today when I took a package to the postoffice. One scale read $5 dollor and the other scale said $4. now how did that happen and why? Id would of never knew if I did not decide to track my package. mmmmmm

I'm confused that condoms break when you can make water balloons and put them over your head and they don't break.

I'm confused that someone has to figure out who the baby daddy is....out of 10 people.

I'm confused that idiots are allowed to breed. I'm talking the general population who have no common sense.

I'm confused how a 25 yo has 4 children? Oh yeah, refer to my first statement.

I'm confused that if someone has money, why can't they win the lottery? They paid for their tickets like everyone else.

I'm confused at the fact that women get their boobs done before fixing their faces when they really need a nose job. But I guess if you have two water bags in your chest, nobody is going to notice how unfortunate your face looks. Speaking of which, when did orange become a color option for skin?

I'm confused why 20 yos are on dating sites to find their "soul mates"?? WTF??? Really?

I'm confused that if someone is half a ton, they put "average" for body type on dating site. Where is that average?

I'm confused that if you specify you only want to date someone taller than you, then all you get is people 5 inches shorter than you writing to you?

I'm also confused by how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? As all the other life questions, the world may never know.

you told me i could get platforms...now, i'm confused

Iam not confused any more---you all unconfused me
Thank you! lol