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| Topic: a general question we all have, if not, must ponder | |
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JERK MY BEEF!!! said batman okay, said robin with a big smile Then they went and packed fudge for the holidays. |
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Gives a hole new meaning to jerkazz...
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Standing on one leg, camera in one hand, typing with the other...now what  Crack a big smile cause I'm pulling your other leg. God, I am such a Jerkass, eh? yeah Mo..and I'm really standing here on one leg holding my azz with a camera in hand...a Jerkass in every crowd. Hey, it's a Sh#$$% job jerking all those ***** but somebodies got to do it. |
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Upon further consideration of this polemic discussion, I have come to the conclusion that it is immpossible to literally jerk one's @ss. The jerking is a non figurative movement. Therefore it is a metaphorical, figure of speech.
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i saw a few episodes from.. im guessing 1960 something.
i cant belive how camp it was and batmans utility belt, didnt even have a buckle let alone grappleing hooks and sonic screwdrivers |
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i saw a few episodes from.. im guessing 1960 something. i cant belive how camp it was and batmans utility belt, didnt even have a buckle let alone grappleing hooks and sonic screwdrivers 
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i saw a few episodes from.. im guessing 1960 something. i cant belive how camp it was and batmans utility belt, didnt even have a buckle let alone grappleing hooks and sonic screwdrivers They were Bathooks and Batdrivers. |
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i saw a few episodes from.. im guessing 1960 something. i cant belive how camp it was and batmans utility belt, didnt even have a buckle let alone grappleing hooks and sonic screwdrivers That he did a lot of cocaine and was in love with his mother...??? |
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Upon further consideration of this polemic discussion, I have come to the conclusion that it is immpossible to literally jerk one's @ss. The jerking is a non figurative movement. Therefore it is a metaphorical, figure of speech. if i was to place my little man in the hands of a woman. and i was to drive back and forth in order to relive myself. is she still jerking me off? even tho shes not moveing? if so, by the basic geographical location of my arse and my pink lady pleaser, am i jerking my arse by association |
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I was once drunk and obnoxious. They jerked my azz out of that bar pronto.
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i saw a few episodes from.. im guessing 1960 something. i cant belive how camp it was and batmans utility belt, didnt even have a buckle let alone grappleing hooks and sonic screwdrivers loved the 1960's version. his amazing BATtocks was clearly protruding through his spandex uniform. awesome! |
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i saw a few episodes from.. im guessing 1960 something. i cant belive how camp it was and batmans utility belt, didnt even have a buckle let alone grappleing hooks and sonic screwdrivers loved the 1960's version. his amazing BATtocks was clearly protruding through his spandex uniform. awesome! Now I understand what you meant by jerkazz.. Thats all cool brother live like you got to live......
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NO!! its not okay
he should get a bucket big enough to fit his head in, easily, with plenty of room. then, get 1 shovel of gravel, two shovels of sand and a half shovel of cement. mix them together and put them in the bucket. add a half litre of water, and mix again. okay? now put your head in the bucket and wait 22 hours make sure you keep your hands and feet free from the bucket, as you`ll need them to flail about as you run around panicing |
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Edited by
Dancere
on
Fri 02/12/10 06:25 PM
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 ... Stray Kat Woman here, hold all my calls! This just in ... : This!? This is top billin' post at the top of the hour? Oy Vey ...  ... Really? Lofty .. Brain Droppings don't get any better! Bah ... And ... (This should be a lil song) ... When 2 nouns are compounded as one word, the first does not suddenly become a verb ... Even w/ slang. A noun remains a noun. Noun plus noun = Noun Main Entry: 1jerk Pronunciation: \ˈjərk\ Function: noun Etymology: probably alteration of yerk Date: 1575 an annoyingly stupid or foolish person b : an unlikable person; especially : one who is cruel, rude, or small-minded Main Entry: 1ass Pronunciation: \ˈas\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Old English assa, probably from Old Irish asan, from Latin asinus Date: before 12th century sometimes vulgar : a stupid, obstinate, or perverse person <made an a$$ of himself> —often compounded. ...  ... Still, then this is the Mingle New Math 101, I sadly glean ... Is there no hope and when do they send in the fresh troops fortifications? Class never began ... ... now dismissed, due to aforementioned copious drug usage ... Oh, I grow weary ... Throws cape over shoulder in a dramatic huff and sails away to the next heady thread of paramount potential and precedence!  ... Or not ...
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the magnitude of craziness that i have created!
muhuhuhuahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa...cough.....hahaha.... |
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i saw a few episodes from.. im guessing 1960 something. i cant belive how camp it was and batmans utility belt, didnt even have a buckle let alone grappleing hooks and sonic screwdrivers That he did a lot of cocaine and was in love with his mother...???    WAS THAT WRONG of HIM????
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... Stray Kat Woman here, hold all my calls! This just in ... : This!? This is top billin' post at the top of the hour? Oy Vey ... ... Really? Lofty .. Brain Droppings don't get any better! Bah ... And ... (This should be a lil song) ... When 2 nouns are compounded as one word, the first does not suddenly become a verb ... Even w/ slang. A noun remains a noun. Noun plus noun = Noun Main Entry: 1jerk Pronunciation: \ˈjərk\ Function: noun Etymology: probably alteration of yerk Date: 1575 an annoyingly stupid or foolish person b : an unlikable person; especially : one who is cruel, rude, or small-minded Main Entry: 1ass Pronunciation: \ˈas\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Old English assa, probably from Old Irish asan, from Latin asinus Date: before 12th century sometimes vulgar : a stupid, obstinate, or perverse person <made an a$$ of himself> —often compounded. ... ... Still, then this is the Mingle New Math 101, I sadly glean ... Is there no hope and when do they send in the fresh troops fortifications? Class never began ... ... now dismissed, due to aforementioned copious drug usage ... Oh, I grow weary ... Throws cape over shoulder in a dramatic huff and sails away to the next heady thread of paramount potential and precedence! ... Or not ...
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Anybody else craving chicken wings?
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Anybody else craving chicken wings?  I just mac and cheese..ugh I think I'm gonna barf.. |
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Anybody else craving chicken wings? Sure that wouldn't be thighs? 
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