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Topic: Why can't I find a nice guy?
Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 02/19/10 10:27 PM



A nice guy would never demand he be pleasured..he would woo me with wine and massage and turn me into putty in his hand to be molded anyway he wanted..


re-mold you?

why?

you cant perfect perfection!


awwww lonestar, what a sweet thing to say blushing

I just don't know which I like more, sweet talk or the nasty poems..
can I have more of both please...

pitchfork love

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 02/19/10 10:31 PM

I'll just say that this nice guy doesn't like demands because when you make a demand I'll make one too and all that does is make a rocky relationship in my mind.smokin


It doesn't matter..you a leg man and my legs are so short you'd have to help me throw one up on the other side of the horse...

STARTRAVELER's photo
Fri 02/19/10 10:33 PM
I'll pick you up and set you on Lady ! <------------------------------------------------------------Meantime I'm here too fill the hole when he's done digging !laugh

lonetar25's photo
Fri 02/19/10 10:37 PM


I'll just say that this nice guy doesn't like demands because when you make a demand I'll make one too and all that does is make a rocky relationship in my mind.smokin


It doesn't matter..you a leg man and my legs are so short you'd have to help me throw one up on the other side of the horse...


i dont mind your short in leg
i`d still kneel down, look up and beg
for you to lick my shiny head
and not the one upon my shoulders
but the one ive placed between your boulders
yes im a man who likes to ****
but your too far away, just my luck whoa


RKISIT's photo
Fri 02/19/10 10:39 PM



I'll just say that this nice guy doesn't like demands because when you make a demand I'll make one too and all that does is make a rocky relationship in my mind.smokin


It doesn't matter..you a leg man and my legs are so short you'd have to help me throw one up on the other side of the horse...


i dont mind your short in leg
i`d still kneel down, look up and beg
for you to lick my shiny head
and not the one upon my shoulders
but the one ive placed between your boulders
yes im a man who likes to ****
but your too far away, just my luck whoa


right on just throw it out there just make sure it doesn't hit melaugh

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 02/19/10 10:54 PM



I'll just say that this nice guy doesn't like demands because when you make a demand I'll make one too and all that does is make a rocky relationship in my mind.smokin


It doesn't matter..you a leg man and my legs are so short you'd have to help me throw one up on the other side of the horse...


i dont mind your short in leg
i`d still kneel down, look up and beg
for you to lick my shiny head
and not the one upon my shoulders
but the one ive placed between your boulders
yes im a man who likes to ****
but your too far away, just my luck whoa



laugh laugh

Oh my.....keep it up (fanning myself and breathing deeply) and I'll have to take my short legs up to the store for more smokes...

love love

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Fri 02/19/10 11:00 PM

Where are all the nice guys? I only seem to attract men that want my money or my boobs?

Nice guys please apply here.
Sorry,,but I think their all dead or dying..:cry: :heart:

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 02/19/10 11:03 PM

I'll pick you up and set you on Lady ! <------------------------------------------------------------Meantime I'm here too fill the hole when he's done digging !laugh


(((Bob))) flowerforyou

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Fri 02/19/10 11:22 PM
Don't worry Lady lid I'll come pick you up and give you a ride on my shinny white horse that I just taught to knell so you can get on!smokin

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 02/20/10 12:10 AM

Don't worry Lady lid I'll come pick you up and give you a ride on my shinny white horse that I just taught to knell so you can get on!smokin


Thanks ghost..but I'm looking for my final ride to the castle..all this riding all these years is starting to be a pain in my azz.

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Sat 02/20/10 01:55 AM
I thought I found a nice guy, but I made a mistake, just a string of nice lines and a ear full of cleaver lies. I'll just call Gary - Tiger W instead.

kc0003's photo
Sat 02/20/10 02:04 AM
ouch!

MeChrissy2's photo
Sat 02/20/10 06:07 AM
Good Morning all, I see my nice guy thread is surviving nicely.laugh

Welcome Ghost and I'm still pondering the "how you may please me" comment. I need more coffee.:wink:

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 02/20/10 06:13 AM
Morning Chrissy...
yeah, we took some twists and turns and kept it going for ya...:laughing:

MeChrissy2's photo
Sat 02/20/10 06:16 AM

Morning Chrissy...
yeah, we took some twists and turns and kept it going for ya...:laughing:


Thanks Lor, the twists and turns make it the best. Now I just need Quietman, Michaganman, Lewis, Romeo....all the really NICE guys to show up.laugh

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 02/20/10 06:32 AM


Morning Chrissy...
yeah, we took some twists and turns and kept it going for ya...:laughing:


Thanks Lor, the twists and turns make it the best. Now I just need Quietman, Michaganman, Lewis, Romeo....all the really NICE guys to show up.laugh


yep, all the really nice ones are taken..:thumbsup:

MeChrissy2's photo
Sat 02/20/10 07:03 AM



Morning Chrissy...
yeah, we took some twists and turns and kept it going for ya...:laughing:


Thanks Lor, the twists and turns make it the best. Now I just need Quietman, Michaganman, Lewis, Romeo....all the really NICE guys to show up.laugh


yep, all the really nice ones are taken..:thumbsup:


And I am sure they would all cringe to know we called them "nice"bigsmile

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Sat 02/20/10 07:38 AM

Lex. Lex is nice. When he gets his fish pic out he'll be "Nice with Fish"!

drinker


I'm working on that. The first batch didn't turn out.


MeChrissy2's photo
Sat 02/20/10 07:39 AM


Lex. Lex is nice. When he gets his fish pic out he'll be "Nice with Fish"!

drinker


I'm working on that. The first batch didn't turn out.




I can see it now. This is Lex with a fish, and Lex with a dish. One fish, two fish, Lex has a new fish.:tongue:

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Sat 02/20/10 07:45 AM



Lex. Lex is nice. When he gets his fish pic out he'll be "Nice with Fish"!

drinker


I'm working on that. The first batch didn't turn out.




I can see it now. This is Lex with a fish, and Lex with a dish. One fish, two fish, Lex has a new fish.:tongue:


When you get to the Green Eggs & Ham part, no, I will not eat them with a goat. In a boat, maybe.


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