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      I always wondered what my fish saw when my cat was by the aquarium. Now I know why they always have that shocked look on their faces.
     
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      yuck, fish sandwiches make me feel barfish
     
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      Then I'll just be shellfish and not share any.
     
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      Thank you, now kanyu stand over there-------> 
 
  while you eat it? I don't wanna see it  | 
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      You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass
 
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      I was always saury I never learned to play guitar.
     
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      Wow, I'm impressed!  I knew knew one could have a whole topic on fish puns...!
 
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      Well I have some things to tackle so I am heading down the pike.
     
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      There is something fishy about this thread. I am not sure there isn't some baiting going on!
     
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      It's really cold and clammy here today. I go out to start my car and it won't start. You guessed it blew a seal. This has made me very crabby so I am just staying home and surf the net. I am such a squid.
     
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        Edited by
        piejammer
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        Wed 04/14/10 09:41 AM
       
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      Wow, that's rough. Is your engine turbot charged?
     
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      No. It's just a piece of monk.
     
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        Edited by
        piejammer
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        Wed 04/14/10 10:01 AM
       
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      Put a tarpon it so people can't sea it.
     
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      It gets worse. I go over to see my neighbor. He owed me a couple clams. I was telling him about my problems with my stingray. He suggested some KY jellyfish might help. At least thats what I thought he said. He is hard of herring. Then I look down and there is a damn snail in my tire.
     
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      Yikes, well dont give yer neighbour a shiner, I've got a spare tire in my shad you can have
     
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      I wouldn't want to do that. He might call the cods. Plus he is from manta ray and kinda smelts.
     
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      you guys are still at it?  I am impressed   
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      Call the cods??? Ooooo there's nothing worse than a ratfish.
 
  I'd like to kick 'em right in the pollocks.  | 
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      you guys are still at it?  I am impressed   
Well, this IS the plaice to do it isn't it?  | 
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      The nerve of the sucker. Funny thing is his name is bobber....
     
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 you guys are still at it?  I am impressed