Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting

Its people like U that scare the hell out of me!!!!

just pathetic is all i got to say here

it is a cute joke.

good thing I dont get upset over blonde jokes

If you want to see me walking the neighborhood naked for an hour then somebody better give me a six pack too!! I ain't doing it for nuttin!!!

Very Very Very Very Very Funny! & True! So most of you ladies should join in!

I know a few of my neighbor ladies that would scare the bejezus out of ANYBODY if they walked around the block naked for an hour.
And I would NEED a six pack before I looked.

theres a few around here to you wouldnt want to see naked and if you did you might want to kill your self after...lol

You wouldn't want to see me nakid

send me return tickets, i'm in!!!

Lame.

For a chance to see walk naked I would give you a case of anything you wanted