IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired. The

Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not

have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a

minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time,

a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a

1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.

He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two..."



We haven't used Sears repair since.




IDIOT SIGHTING:

My daughter and I went through the

McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our

total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You

gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way

you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to

get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and

he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but we cannot do

that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1

and 75 cents in change.



IDIOT

SIGHTING:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new

neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the

removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too

many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is

a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

>From

Kingman , KS .


IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD

SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.

She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'

He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.



>From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I

was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee

asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your

knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,

how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why

we ask."

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.




IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stop-light on the

corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was

crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine.

She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained

that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled,

she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?



She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS .




IDIOT SIGHTING:

I attended a "good-bye" luncheon

for an old and dear co-worker. She was leaving the company due

to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun.

We should do this more often." Not another word was

spoken. We all just looked at each other with that

"deer-in-the-headlights" stare.

This was a lunch at Texas

Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work

with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and

for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not

turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office, no

less.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I

arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told

the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and

found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door.

As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the

door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I

announced to the technician, "It's open!" His reply, "I know. I

already got that side."

This was at the Ford dealership in

Canton , MS .

IDIOT SIGHTING:

When I left

Hawaii and was transferred to FL, I still had the Hawaiian plates on

my car, as my car was shipped from Hawaii . I was parking somewhere (I

can't remember) and a guy asked me "Wow, you drove from Hawaii

to here?" I looked at him and quickly said "Yep. I took the

Hawaii/San Francisco Bridge." He nodded his head and said "Cool!"



STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and they

VOTE... and they REPRODUCE..



And Remember you can't fix

STUPID

lol...I copyied and pasted to my profile...I did add that they were from a fellow Mingler...Really Funny Chit.

JMO

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This is the jokes section, not a political forum. If the joke offends, then simply pass it by.

Thank you.

I had a roommate who was about
half a bubble off plumb.

She had an accident in the parking
lot and came running back to the
apartment to call her insurance
company.

She threw the phone book across the
room because she could not find AAA.
I said, "Here it is, where did you look?"

"Under the T's of course.."

Sadly enough.. scary scary

haha, im loling so hard, thank you this made my day

lol...that sounds like a good "blonde" joke

Not kidding:

Today I went to the store for some soy milk (bleh ) and was waiting in line, at the check out. The woman behind me said to her husband (?) "They must have the A.C. on in here!" She happend to be standing right next to the freezer section.

LOL my mom and i were sitting at the "snack bar" in our local target eating ice cream and we saw a young girl playing with the automatic doors and somehow she turned them off but you could still enter/exit by simpley pushing the door handle

well EVERY single person that tried to exit the automatic door stood there with a blank look like it's not OPENING! and some would try to move back n forth to see if it would open and nothing until finally i had my laughs and got up and pushed the door open and you can see them just simply put their heads down in embarrassment and exit oh man my mom and i had a good 10min laugh no joke i wish i would of recorded it it was pretty funny..

idk if people were just that stupid or that lazy? thats scary.

Ever see people pass by a door or two to use the automatic ones? How lazy do you have to be to walk an extra 4 feet to an automatic door? People even use the handycap doors cause they're too lazy to open one.

I have sat on the bench in front of walmart just watch how dumb and lazy ppl are. I mostly noticed that ppl will sit up to 20 minutes just waiting for a parking space to open up, to save them from walking an extra 30 feet. STUPID!!!!!

Now all you have to do is sit out in front of a gym. Any of those Wal-mart shoppers there? Now you can laugh at them twice!

This is an awesome thread.

I know eh , wtf is wrong with ppl......brainless , clueless , and well............................ *I.D.I.O.T.S. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!