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What interesting/funny/awkward stuff have people said to you in the last week? Anything make your day?
"Hmmm. Well, congratulations, by the way, on using solipsistic and deterministic in the same compound sentence." |
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I heard that I make people...."gigle"...The word "gigle", makes me LOL.
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I heard that I make people...."gigle"...The word "gigle", makes me LOL. So tempted, but I am NOT going to do it!!!!! I refuse to be your puppet!  Ah Sh*%! 
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Doctor says to me yesterday, "Well, I know you are gonna hate this, but you will have to miss work for the next two weeks so your foot can heal. I know that is gonna just make you sad"
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Well, I DID have two different women, who did not know each other, independently write to me after many days of pleasant chat, that they were Bipolar, and I am a dreadful person. That was unique. Not having women say I'm dreadful, but having TWO bipolar women announce it at the SAME TIME as saying I am dreadful, was a treat.
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"You're a twisted kitty"
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Well, I DID have two different women, who did not know each other, independently write to me after many days of pleasant chat, that they were Bipolar, and I am a dreadful person. That was unique. Not having women say I'm dreadful, but having TWO bipolar women announce it at the SAME TIME as saying I am dreadful, was a treat. Were they both up, both down, or one down and one up? Does a gal need lithium to deal with you? |
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Well, I DID have two different women, who did not know each other, independently write to me after many days of pleasant chat, that they were Bipolar, and I am a dreadful person. That was unique. Not having women say I'm dreadful, but having TWO bipolar women announce it at the SAME TIME as saying I am dreadful, was a treat. Were they both up, both down, or one down and one up? Does a gal need lithium to deal with you? Only you Fifi.
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My lawyer: "No, you cannot make your soon to be ex take back her maiden name after the divorce."
Me: "Dammit, why not?" |
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S: "I want to have a baby petting zoo."
Me: "You mean like a small petting zoo?" S: "NO! I mean like a place where people can pet babies." Me: *laughing* "You're not putting them in cages?!" S:*completely serious* "Well, sophisticated cages." Me: *sigh* I love my friends. 
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Well, I DID have two different women, who did not know each other, independently write to me after many days of pleasant chat, that they were Bipolar, and I am a dreadful person. That was unique. Not having women say I'm dreadful, but having TWO bipolar women announce it at the SAME TIME as saying I am dreadful, was a treat. Were they both up, both down, or one down and one up? Does a gal need lithium to deal with you? Only you Fifi. I thought you were the goof! 
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Well, I DID have two different women, who did not know each other, independently write to me after many days of pleasant chat, that they were Bipolar, and I am a dreadful person. That was unique. Not having women say I'm dreadful, but having TWO bipolar women announce it at the SAME TIME as saying I am dreadful, was a treat. Were they both up, both down, or one down and one up? Does a gal need lithium to deal with you? Only you Fifi. I thought you were the goof! I have been....in other threads.
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"I'm just manipulating you, babe."
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Sun 05/23/10 12:53 AM
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New emotion right now......
In between laughing MAO!! at ubsurdity and weeping at some of the human condition. Evidently "Hawaiian Shirts are for <faggots>". The ubsurd thing is that my gay friends (hence the gross derogitory word) have WAY more fashion sense than THIS misplaced surfer. clicking flipflops
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S: "I want to have a baby petting zoo." Me: "You mean like a small petting zoo?" S: "NO! I mean like a place where people can pet babies." Me: *laughing* "You're not putting them in cages?!" S:*completely serious* "Well, sophisticated cages." Me: *sigh* I love my friends. |
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Oh! a jellybean farm?
that's awesome! another conversation with me and s...except backwards...sorta. (I don't know if you've ever seen pandorum, but those are the monsters we're talking about) Me: I want one!!! S: You want what? ME: That gun thing he has!*imitates holding/shooting said gun thing* S: Oh good...I thought you meant a monster and they scare me! Me: No! Well...I do love monsters...maybe a baby one.  |
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Text that I got from one of my ex's:
"Im not crazy. I dont have emotions like i used to." I'm loading my shotgun. |
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Edited by
red_lace
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Sun 05/23/10 09:35 AM
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I heard that I make people...."gigle"...The word "gigle", makes me LOL.  On a different note, someone asked me if the reason why I don't have a picture would be because I'm too ugly.
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Edited by
Phuque2
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Sun 05/23/10 09:48 AM
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I heard that I make people...."gigle"...The word "gigle", makes me LOL. On a different note, someone asked me if the reason why I don't have a picture would be because I'm too ugly. Well, look at it this way, that person was just a poison dart that you avoided..... Jeez, some people can't just get to know someone first. The minds eye, sees their beauty, their words. Glad your my friend. 
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Well, look at it this way, that person was just a poison dart that you avoided..... Jeez, some people can't just get to know someone first. The minds eye, sees their beauty, their words. Glad your my friend. I, too, am glad we're friends, Phuque2.  And no, I wasn't affected by that person's words. I'm not that insecure. All the same, thank you!
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