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to the Queen's door is lined with poppy and witches and yellow bricks to walk upon and that they need to move quickly or a giant pumpkin will fall from the sky at midnight so they locked arms and started to skip off singing all ya need is love, then suddenly...
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A huge bear stepped out of the forest and asked:
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... if They had seen a little girl who ate all their porridge. The bear seemed more concerned than upset. The bear went on to tell them this little girl got involved with the 'wrong crowd' and got a job workin' on the forrest corner. Her name was Goldilocks. She was spending all her money on drugs, and broke into the bears house and stole their food.
The bear told them that he chased the girl, but had to stop to $h!t in the woods. All he wanted to know was... |
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is love really all ya need?
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"pffft, I'm just messin with you guys!"
 The bear laughed, but then his smile faded as he said,"seriously though, could anyone loan me... |
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some Charmin. The T.V. commerical has really enlightened me about ...
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allergies, erectile dysfunction, what kind of car to buy, what new shows are on next season, and what kind of dog food to buy..everything but...
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but...
I was really amazed by all the information on TV about feminine hygiene products and I had no idea that women get that 'not so fresh' feeling so frequently. It really made me glad that I'm just a male bear. I also pondered the concept of.... |
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roughage and it's effect on
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... maintaining regularity. After all, an apple a day will keep the proctologist away. At least that's what 'they' say. Now if you ask me I would consider oranges over apples, but that's only because...
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...I prefer the squirt of the juices in my mouth and 'they' have said that the vitamin C and protein is healthy...and I have wondered what others ways I could get more healthy protein in me, I have heard one really good way is to
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eat a trouser snake but I have been having trouble learning how to
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do that since I'm a dude..and a bear. I've always wondered what it would be like to be a human male, I've heard that they are
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... a very destructive species. You know, being a bear really isn't all that bad. As long as there aren't any forrest fires. When there are, I get mad, so mad I just might...
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eat your children when you come to my turf and camp. I don't mind sharing the woods with you feeble humans, but ya do get carried away with chopping down the trees in my home and leaving all your trash behind...
I've decided I don't want to be human after all, it doesn't sound so great. Methinks (yeah, bears talk that way) I wanna be a |
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a.... marijuana plant because
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... I'm tired of going to Stogies and buying only a tease. (
 ) I've always enjoyed nature so why not be nature, and become a marijuana plant. I don't wanna be just any plant though, I wanna be a...
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giant f*cKing tree of 'da kine" because I've heard
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there ain't no other kine like it.
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a small asteroid fell from the sky into his lap and
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