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... puked. It wasn't just any puke, it was a magical puke. As the puke began to take the form of a human like body, he was utterly confused. The magical puke then said, "I shall grant you three wishes. Choose them wisely."
For his first wish he wished... |
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for a really nice sandwich, cause he was very hungry. For his second wish
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he wished for a extra tall frosty glass of old milwaukee beer and his third wish was...
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to see the pink power rangers chick starkers cause he still
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had un finished business with her, he hadn't boinked her yet and it was becoming a necessity at this point because...
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he had acquired random boinking syndrome on his last trip to
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Canton, Ohio. The wind blew and the chitt flew and there he was. Stuck in the same old place......
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and still had not found the hottie in pink. With his recently aquired random boinking syndrome issues and the girl no where he sight he was suffering from blue balls, was hungry, angry, frustrated and it started to rain. He threw himself to his knees, started to cry and in an extremely annoying whinny voice he said..
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whip me Baby, whip me hard!!! So she grabbed a switch from the tree outside and......
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spanked dat azz. He felt so good that he started to moan in excited tones while she started to add more...........
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wood to the fire and prepared to
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handcuff him and cover him in Reddi whip. She then started to work her way towards.....
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the outhouse..they had some Chinese food earlier and she was having 'tummy rumbles' and breaking out in a cold sweat. He said, "would you like me to help you dear?' She gave him a cool blank stare, and if looks could kill he'd have been dead. He said "only trying to help" and she opened her mouth and...
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let loose a blood curdling scream that was so loud that
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Edited by
Tribbles
on
Mon 07/05/10 12:00 PM
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... the outhouse shook from the seismic waves generated by her bowels. As she sat there and reflected on this experience a thought occured... "I really could of used his help, he could have helped me..."
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find the T.P.. Now I guess I'll have to
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find some leaves outside. She tenatively opened up the door to the outhouse and peeked outside. She almost fell over when she saw right outside the door...
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... that somehow she was in the middle of the desert and there were no leaves! Going over every possible choice she saw, it was pointless. There wasn't anything she could use. Without the ability to wipe, she was doomed to itchy butt.
Then out of the corner of her eye she noticed... |
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the tv commerical of the bears out in the woods with the Charmin t.p. So she went and got a roll of Charmin and started squeezing the hell out of it. Mean while in the time warp zone....
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everything was at peace, Mario and Luigi were having a family reunion and invited all their family and friends including Wario, Waluigi, and even Koopa and Bowser, but while they were BBQ-ing the hamburgers, dogs and cats, a black hole opened up and...
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