I message who I want...and if they don't like it I say lump it,take it down the road and dump it

You will take my message and like it. If don't like it then just don't ignore me. Tell me why you don't like. I can adapt.

Ren and Stimpy does all my PR work.

lucky u,u have a secretary I have to use my brains

Using my own brain has gotten me into trouble before so I went to the experts.

Well what some call lists; others would call preferences. Men also have these lists or should I say preferences? If I don't live up to a man's list/preferences; I just move on rather than whine that he is being picky. To each his/her own I say.

Before I changed my profile, I had a couple of "don'ts" listed and I found a Perfect man:


(cooking breakfast )


And if an Asian woman is who you are looking for because they only want "a man", there are plenty of "Date Asian Women" sites on the internet but I think they might not all be quiet and accepting as the Geisha once were. They have joined the 21st century too.

Good Morning my fellow Minglers. I must say this thread was a terrible way to wake up and I have had my coffee so you know it's bad.

Let's assume for the sake of opinion, that the OP is correct. He has choices. He can choose not to date, he can join a male only cult, he can continue to whine and annoy us all, he can buy a pocket ***** and live out the rest of his day in his companionable silence. Life is about individual choices.

To the rest who jumped on the women bashing bandwagon, you can chose to follow the OP's lead or you can continue to navigate the world on your own, making your own choices and drawing your own conclusions based on your life experience all on your own.

Choose wisely my friends and have a beautiful Saturday full of wonder and possibilities.

Oh and Tam I have but won't anymore because I can read but considered my contrarianism more independent thought.

i think he needs to get out more really

Nothing wrong with likes and dislikes......they are like as sholes everbody has one....its called being an individual....LOL

But I:


-you want sex:I had a vasectomy when I was 18

-you are more than 1 hour away: I am moving to your neighborhood next week, what a coincidence!

-if you have kids: Well they say they are mine, but the blood test results are not back yet!

-if you want cyber: My webcam is broken and I can"t afford a new one right now!

-if you are a "playa": I was the counterpart to a "wallflower" in high school

-don't have teeth: does plural have to apply as in tooth?

-don't have hair: Where? Many women don't have hair (their shaven choice ), so why would you hold that against me!!

-too old: I am your age, I just wrinkle easily

-too young: But I can last many times, even if it isn't for long

-not old enough: See above

-not young enough: Go back 3 spaces

-you don't like dogs: I have been called one before, does that count?

-you don't like cats: depends on what kitty you are talking about

-you don't have a job: I am an Airline Pilot, but currently unemployed, bare with me Hun, I am sending out resumes once a week

-you don't like vegetarians: What are you talking about? I am one during the part of my meal when I eat my corn.

-you don't like hiking: does hitch hiking count?

-you don't like chocolate: I will if I can melt it on your tummy

-you make less than 30,000 dollars: I make 100,000 pesos, will that work?

-don't have a car: since I was a child, I have loved riding the bus. Just keeping my childhood memories alive.

-don't have a motorcycle: It is on layaway, I will have it soon Hun!

-too short: My 70's platform shoes are in the attic

-shorter than _____ (insert a height): I tried putting in my height, but that little line keeps getting deleted when I do that. Guess we have to meet in person.

-you have a small penis: relative to what? A walrus? A horse?

-you got man boobs: But I don't need a mans bra yet

-you got a hairy chest: and you have a hairy vagi....(if you shave, I will shave mine too)

-you got a beard: for you too hold on to something in the heat of passion

-you got a mustache: you get free rides

-you don't have a beard: I just ordered hormones online, be patient Hun

-you don't have a mustache: it interfered when I "eat"

-you drink: only so you will look more beautiful with each beer

-you smoke: you will get my life insurance

-you don't drink: it affects my erection

-you don't party: I do at my grand kids birthday parties

-you don't have any friends: how many do I need to buy? I found this website, www.buy_women_for_love_or_friendship.com

-you don't like full figured: Men? Yeah you got me there Hun.

-you don't like to be handcuffed: only cause I have scars from the last woman that used them on me.

-you are not spiritual: there are plenty of spirits in a bottle of Jack Daniels, and at last count, I had 3 bottles left.

- you are not a _______ (insert a religion): there is that stupid line thing again

- you are a _______________ (insert a religion): See directly above

I suppose someone could take one or two comments in my profile as "don't message me ifs".

But I only added them after realizing how many people become personally offended if I don’t sign in for a few days in a row, and therefore have to wait for mail responses. I don’t deserve to be put down because I’m too busy to come to Mingle 2 for a few days, and I prefer not to be the spark of those inflicted with short fuses.

Maybe others are also just trying to protect themselves from bad experiences repeating themselves.

No, the list is so we don't have to eliminate a bunch of various traits, habits or lifestyles, he will be ride ready.

The word that's escaping you is 'Stepford' ...