Topic: Don't message me if..
Queene123's photo
Wed 07/28/10 09:11 PM
Edited by Queene123 on Wed 07/28/10 09:13 PM


What's contrarian mean?

(I never mail Lex!). Lol:heart:



You could, though, because you make sense to me....! Aside from which, I don't see you coming after me with 1000 steak knives. And I'm rarely wrong about that stuff. Anymore. Much.


steak knifes? wow i could had with my ex hubby(seriously) but i wasent about to go to jail for him .... i kicked him in the balls instead he deserved it for he cheated and he thought he was gods gift to woman.....LOL!!

actually that could had been my mom she was so angry with him that she tried to choke him... and he called the police and said she had a gun... which she didnt.. but im sure if she did she would had used it

RKISIT's photo
Wed 07/28/10 09:16 PM

This must be the biggest difference between guy profiles and women.

Women usually lists a bunch of "don't-s.

don't message me if

-you want sex
-you are more than 1 hour away
-if you have kids
-if you want cyber
-if you are a "playa"
-don't have teeth
-don't have hair
-too old
-too young
-not old enough
-not young enough
-you don't like dogs
-you don't like cats
-you don't have a job
-you don't like vegetarians
-you don't like hiking
-you don't like chocolate
-you make less than 30,000 dollars
-don't have a car
-don't have a motorcycle
-too short
-shorter than _____ (insert a height)
-you have a small penis
-you got man boobs
-you got a hairy chest
-you got a beard
-you got a mustache
-you don't have a beard
-you don't have a mustache
-you drink
-you smoke
-you don't drink
-you don't party
-you don't have any friends
-you don't like full figured
-you don't like to be handcuffed
-you are not spiritual
- you are not a _______ (insert a religion)
- you are a _______________ (insert a religion)

yawn
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I wonder how many guys actually give a damn what she likes or doesn't like..not to mention how these list changes by the time and one or more eliminated and more added.

So basically women are looking for this guy,




but they think they can just eliminate a bunch of various traits, habits or lifestyles..they gonna get something like this, (not realizing, that the guy is a model and even models have fckd up lives.

Or they want someone they saw in the movies or have read in a book, but the problem is, it's just another fantasy guy who only exist in the writers' mind.




only ones i care about are the ones who like me for me,hmmmm where the fu(k are they

Atlantis75's photo
Wed 07/28/10 09:34 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Wed 07/28/10 09:35 PM
Somehow now I'm drawn to Asian women. I mean damn...they are asking just enough and their list of needs and wants are a lot simpler:

This is pretty much a "go" for them:

- Are you a guy?
- Can you make babies or do that activity?
- Do you have a job or can you make money somehow so we can live?

That's it!! No crazy wishes and useless qualifications about whether I like dogs or cats or am I a vegetarian or what is my favorite ice cream etc... like that.

Just right down to the core..and they are realistic. drinker

Women take note: That's basically what a "down to the Earth" woman would be asking.

RKISIT's photo
Wed 07/28/10 09:44 PM
asian women love that Alabama black snake so if your a whitie,good luck on them asian women

no photo
Wed 07/28/10 09:58 PM

Somehow now I'm drawn to Asian women. I mean damn...they are asking just enough and their list of needs and wants are a lot simpler:

This is pretty much a "go" for them:

- Are you a guy?
- Can you make babies or do that activity?
- Do you have a job or can you make money somehow so we can live?

That's it!! No crazy wishes and useless qualifications about whether I like dogs or cats or am I a vegetarian or what is my favorite ice cream etc... like that.

Just right down to the core..and they are realistic. drinker

Women take note: That's basically what a "down to the Earth" woman would be asking.

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT ATLANTIS? You are now comparing us woman to Asian women which are a different culture.Your topic sucks.Just get to the point and tell us what you want.Want a Canadian woman,Asian woman,Russian,etc. etc..Don't have to make a list.You are not grocery shopping.

no photo
Wed 07/28/10 09:58 PM

Somehow now I'm drawn to Asian women. I mean damn...they are asking just enough and their list of needs and wants are a lot simpler:

This is pretty much a "go" for them:

- Are you a guy?
- Can you make babies or do that activity?
- Do you have a job or can you make money somehow so we can live?

That's it!! No crazy wishes and useless qualifications about whether I like dogs or cats or am I a vegetarian or what is my favorite ice cream etc... like that.

Just right down to the core..and they are realistic. drinker

Women take note: That's basically what a "down to the Earth" woman would be asking.

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT ATLANTIS? You are now comparing us woman to Asian women which are a different culture.Your topic sucks.Just get to the point and tell us what you want.Want a Canadian woman,Asian woman,Russian,etc. etc..Don't have to make a list.You are not grocery shopping.

RKISIT's photo
Wed 07/28/10 10:09 PM
hey Atlantis if 54 year old canadian women look as good as lilblackmagic you may kick asian women to the sidedrinker

EquusDancer's photo
Thu 07/29/10 06:21 AM

Somehow now I'm drawn to Asian women. I mean damn...they are asking just enough and their list of needs and wants are a lot simpler:

This is pretty much a "go" for them:

- Are you a guy?
- Can you make babies or do that activity?
- Do you have a job or can you make money somehow so we can live?

That's it!! No crazy wishes and useless qualifications about whether I like dogs or cats or am I a vegetarian or what is my favorite ice cream etc... like that.

Just right down to the core..and they are realistic. drinker

Women take note: That's basically what a "down to the Earth" woman would be asking.


Till they get their greencard and then its "see ya"

motowndowntown's photo
Thu 07/29/10 06:35 AM

Shshsh men complain if we don't tell them what we want. Then when we do say what we want they complain about that too........... ya just can't please them.............noway noway :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


What? Now we have to be able to communicate too?????

no photo
Thu 07/29/10 06:42 AM
huh laugh surprised

OKCUTIE67's photo
Thu 07/29/10 06:54 AM
Hmmmmm I didn't even make it past the first item on the list....for heaven's sake...why would I want a man to message me if he DIDN'T want sex? I already got one of those at home...hell show me one who DOES want sex as much as I do??? huh :laughing:

Here is my list of requirements: *giggle*

Male
Functioning penis
Functioning tongue
Desire and ability to utilize both on a regular basis

rofl rofl rofl

irisheyes79's photo
Fri 07/30/10 03:43 PM

This must be the biggest difference between guy profiles and women.

Women usually lists a bunch of "don't-s.

don't message me if

-you want sex
-you are more than 1 hour away
-if you have kids
-if you want cyber
-if you are a "playa"
-don't have teeth
-don't have hair
-too old
-too young
-not old enough
-not young enough
-you don't like dogs
-you don't like cats
-you don't have a job
-you don't like vegetarians
-you don't like hiking
-you don't like chocolate
-you make less than 30,000 dollars
-don't have a car
-don't have a motorcycle
-too short
-shorter than _____ (insert a height)
-you have a small penis
-you got man boobs
-you got a hairy chest
-you got a beard
-you got a mustache
-you don't have a beard
-you don't have a mustache
-you drink
-you smoke
-you don't drink
-you don't party
-you don't have any friends
-you don't like full figured
-you don't like to be handcuffed
-you are not spiritual
- you are not a _______ (insert a religion)
- you are a _______________ (insert a religion)

yawn
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I wonder how many guys actually give a damn what she likes or doesn't like..not to mention how these list changes by the time and one or more eliminated and more added.

So basically women are looking for this guy,




but they think they can just eliminate a bunch of various traits, habits or lifestyles..they gonna get something like this, (not realizing, that the guy is a model and even models have fckd up lives.

Or they want someone they saw in the movies or have read in a book, but the problem is, it's just another fantasy guy who only exist in the writers' mind.




damn well pointed thats a whipped fool

EquusDancer's photo
Fri 07/30/10 06:43 PM
Well really now. Do you want to play the game of finding out ones likes and dislikes and being led on till there's something neither of you can stand about each other, or were you prefer a more upfront, this is what I am looking for profile.

It's kind of a damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Fade2Black's photo
Fri 07/30/10 06:50 PM
Oh plz. Who ya think ur kidding.

Since WHEN did a guy actually READ a girl's profile in the first place .. rofl rofl rofl rofl

EquusDancer's photo
Fri 07/30/10 06:52 PM

Oh plz. Who ya think ur kidding.

Since WHEN did a guy actually READ a girl's profile in the first place .. rofl rofl rofl rofl


laugh True, true. And then they complain that there's nothing in the profile. slaphead

MelodyGirl's photo
Fri 07/30/10 07:03 PM
Edited by MelodyGirl on Fri 07/30/10 07:04 PM
People like what they like. What's wrong with having a complete profile that will keep people from wasting their time?

I like it when the guys speak up and have more to say than, "must have boobs and like to go down" or “I’m not picky”. laugh

Ferenc, you keep attaching "likes and dislikes" to media perfection and that isn't necessarily accurate. An individual's own version of perfection may be nothing like that picture you posted. We all deserve our own "perfect".

I still vote that people shouldn't settle and they should use their profiles to s-p-e-l-l i-t o-u-t. :thumbsup: Let's not waste each other's time. :thumbsup:

no photo
Fri 07/30/10 07:27 PM

Oh plz. Who ya think ur kidding.

Since WHEN did a guy actually READ a girl's profile in the first place .. rofl rofl rofl rofl


I read hundreds of them every day!

I mean, how long does it take to read "I don't know what to write here" -- ??

shades

wux's photo
Fri 07/30/10 07:40 PM
Edited by wux on Fri 07/30/10 07:48 PM
I had been drawn to Asian women, but got fiercely disillusioned.

One woman I really liked, a Pilipina, said to me on our first phone conversation:

"Are you married?"

"No, Maria, I am single."

"So... you say you are single?"

"Yes. I swear I am single."

"Can you tell me so there is no doubt?"

"Yes. Tell me the criteria and I'll supply them."

"Ok. (from her room, in the background: He's married. Maria, to me:) You're married. I don't want to be your friend."

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Another Asian thing is the Chinese Ching. Caucasian guys complain that Chinese girls don't mix physical mucuous membranes before marriage.

So what's the deal? 'Coz there IS one. I heard it on the radio at the dentists (the only place where I listen to the radio) and it all made sense. In traditional Chinese law a spouse can kill her or his mate if he or she cheats on her or on him. The complainant is also allowed and encouraged to kill the perpetrator, with immunity from further action.

There are some restrictions. The radio guy said only one, and that's that apparently the wife is allowed to kill his hubby's extramarital mistress only by hand. She can't use even a knife, or a stick.

There is a saving factor, though: There is no limit to the number of spouses one can have in Traditional Chinese law. Nor are there legal requirements to marry more than one, or how you need to treat your wives, unlike in Sharia law.

I am telling you... some people sneer at Chinese men because they are good at computer programming, but I tell you, they are more macho than ten Mick Jaggers put together in one spirit in the material world.

ArtGurl's photo
Fri 07/30/10 07:43 PM
Edited by ArtGurl on Fri 07/30/10 07:44 PM
I was thinking more like this ...but yeah ... :tongue:



love




bigsmile


wux's photo
Fri 07/30/10 07:46 PM

Oh plz. Who ya think ur kidding.

Since WHEN did a guy actually READ a girl's profile in the first place .. rofl rofl rofl rofl


Call me a goon and a bizarre person, but I always used to read a girl's profile before I even looked at her picture. This habit went on for a good five years, until I have heard for so many years that guys don't read profiles, that I got tired of the nagging and stopped reading profiles.

I only read a profile now if the girl is gorgeous and says she has Ph.D. in Aeronautical engineering from MIT.

This is what peer pressure does to you.

But I am not changed, at all. My habit of approaching girlie ads has changed, but I don't feel it has changed my life, my lifestyle, or what cereal I like to eat in the morning.