There once were three guys who didn't have any money. or any food.

They had been stealing food for the past couple of days and still wern't
satisfied.

One guy finally said ,"Wouldn't it be better to ask for food instead of
stealing it ?"

They all agreed so one day they went up to this house and rang the door
bell . An old lady answered .

They asked her for food . She said she would only give them food if they
slept with her .

The first guy refused and so did the second, but the third guy was so
hungry that he agreed.

She took him into her barn and said to get started.

He said he wanted to blindfold her and she agreed because she was so
desperate.

Once blindfolded he took a piece of corn and started ****ing her with
it. He threw that piece of corn out the barn window and took another
piece of corn and started ****ing her with that one.

Afterwards she fed him like she said she would and he left .

The two other guys told him they couldn't believe he had done that for
food, especially since they had found free corn around the side of the
barn.

eeewwww

that is so nasty but funny

not gonna eat corn anytime soon thats for sure

lololol

Hmmmm.... verrryyy interesting, Gypsy. Very interesting.

New meaning to creamed corn!

Corn roast at my house this weekend, anyone coming lol

gross, lmao

gross but still funny

love the joke

nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ill never look at corn-on-the-cob the same way again

your gross!!!!!!!!!!!

The corn was even buttered for them already!!!