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Cosmo Kramer: I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe.
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George Costanza: And as punishment, I should get to sleep with Elaine.
Jerry: That's not punishing me, that's punishing Elaine. And cruelly, I might add... |
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Elaine: Hey, Jerry, when do you consider sex has taken place?
Jerry: I'd say when the nipple makes its first appearance. |
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 George Costanza: I did happen to pick up one little nugget of entertainment. Have you ever seen Elaine dance? Jerry: Elaine danced? George Costanza: More like a full-bodied dry heave set to music. |
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Edited by
RowBaby
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Mon 08/23/10 04:29 PM
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 All good quotes Torgo. What a crack up. haha "full-bodied dry heave set to music" |
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All good quotes Torgo. What a crack up. haha "full-bodied dry heave set to music" Seinfeld's one of those shows you can turn on at any time, even if there's only 10 minutes left, and watch it. |
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George Costanza: I'm 33 years old; I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a normal... medium orgasm.
Jerry: I never had a really good pickle. |
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Elaine: Hey, Kramer, listen, you've seen The Omen right? What exactly was that kid?
Cosmo Kramer: Who, Damien? Nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid. |
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I'm not talking about nothing. Someone has to know. I can't tell my friends. I'm the strong F*&K it girl. After my husband started hitting me, and tried to kill me, I fell in love with someone else. Turns out he is a heroine addict, along with an ex girlfriend addict. I know. I can pick them. Yay me. What I really want to know is, am I going to wake up feeling like this every day for the rest of my life? Or will it eventually pass? I'm so heartbroken. I thought my husband was it. Then the drama came about. I thought Peter was it. Then the ex girlfriends and the heroin came about. There is no "it"? Is there? So what now? I don't have the strength to cry anymore. I just want to know. When does it give way? So sorry to hear your story. It's cliche' but true...time does heal. Meanwhile you can be proactive and start a new life for yourself. Forget the past and move forward. You took the 1st step today and purged the negative onto these forums. Go take a class, join a gym, hook up with a local book club and just keep busy with your free time. Look to the positives in life and grab them and hold onto them. Your life can be happy...just go for it. |
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Jerry: If we pick do we not bleed? I am not an animal!!
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jerry's first TV appearance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7W5x9ZHOXU |
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Who would have thought at that time he would be a huge hit? |
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I wish I had the kavorka!!
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