of course there are exceptions...even if Jerry didn't say so.

Bubble Boy is my hero....he asked Susan one minute after meeting her to take off her shirt...

Moops

I believe that Kramer was the true genius on the show... I bet in real life he is cool as ?#@&!

i don't think he likes black folks too much though...

Thats probably because a Black football player stole his girl... Lol!

yea, i hate it when that happens...

Man, I can't even enjoy reruns any more since
that incident.

i never seem anyone just snap like that... i thought i actually heard the "snap" too...

Newman!!!!

Your face is my case!
-Jackie Chiles

Who told you to put the balm on? Did I tell you to put the balm on?

Who among us havent said things that we should not have? All artists are tempermental and a bit strange...

Know what is better than make up sex? Conjugal visit sex!!!!

"If you can't say something bad about a relationship you shouldn't say anything at all."
- George

Anyone else care to share their personal favorite quotations of wisodm from the show...

I remember the show where Jerry threw out everything in his bathroom because his girlfriend wouldn't tell him what she'd stuck in the toilet. Then when she admitted it was his toilet cleaning brush he said "That's ok, I can get a new one of those"

OOOooooOOOh! Now thats funny!!! lol

I'm not talking about nothing. Someone has to know. I can't tell my friends. I'm the strong F*&K it girl.
After my husband started hitting me, and tried to kill me, I fell in love with someone else. Turns out he is a heroine addict, along with an ex girlfriend addict.
I know. I can pick them. Yay me.
What I really want to know is, am I going to wake up feeling like this every day for the rest of my life? Or will it eventually pass? I'm so heartbroken. I thought my husband was it. Then the drama came about. I thought Peter was it. Then the ex girlfriends and the heroin came about. There is no "it"? Is there? So what now? I don't have the strength to cry anymore. I just want to know. When does it give way?

George Costanza: I just don't see what purpose is it going to serve your going? I mean, you think dead people care who's at the funeral? They don't even know they're having a funeral. It's not like she's hanging out in the back going, "I can't believe Jerry didn't show up".

Elaine: Maybe she's there in spirit. How about that?

George Costanza: If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think she's going to want to hang around Drexler's funeral home on Ocean Parkway?

Jerry: So how's the fornicating gourmet?

George Costanza: Doing quite well. Yesterday for lunch, I had a soft-boiled egg and a quickie. Now, if I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.

Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.