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| Topic: If on a date/and a sign was around your neck/ | |
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lol....Takes In Strays
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Good news!!! the results came back NEGATIVE
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WITH CHILD
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Already went through the change of life
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99% chance this will be your last dinner
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Yes. I do wash my ballsac.
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Does NOT take NO for an answer
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If I put my foot in my mouth, will you help me take it back out?
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Already went through the change of life
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every third sentence is a lie
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I wear man diapers
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Pull my finger
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Go ahead eat and drink as much as you want I opened a tab... with your visa.
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I have a dildo in my purse with your name ALL OVER IT!!!
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CAUTION, STAY BACK. I've been know to LICK... 
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Posted on back of shirt
EXIT ONLY |
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Put on a piece of cardboard around my neck:
"Warning: Known to bite." |
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If you don't stand for something, you'll end up standing for nothing.
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I only have 2 hours to live
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