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Okay... we have all see those generalizing and blanket statements on profiles such as 'no games', 'no players', or 'no drama'.
So... let's have some fun with this.... Take a phrase and tell the true meaning behind it! I'll go first.... 'Looking for a women who isn't into drama!' - I want a women who will not complain when I came home drunk at 3 am, smelling of booze and women, when I haven't answered her calls all night! Next! I know you all can come up with some good ones! |
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Looking for Prince Charming = looking for gullible sucker with money to support me.
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Looking for my other half= the better half...
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Looking for my other half= the better half... Looking for my other half ~ 'I am not content with myself. I need someone to fulfill me. I am co-dependent' |
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"I'm laid back and easy going" = "I'm too lazy to think of anything to put in my profile, so I'll just use what everyone else says."
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I am seperated= (must likely)I want my cake and eat it too
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"I want a real man" = I want a man who can make me cum three times a night.
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A man's idea of 8"
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"I want a real man" = I want a man who can make me cum three times a night. DUH!!! That IS the meaning of that  
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I like to cook on the grill a lot= there are no fire alarms outside...
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"I want a man who won't cheat"= meaning, "I want a man who will lie to me about my cooking, cleaning, and how I really do look in a dress."
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"I want a woman who wont cheat" = I have a small penis
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"I want a man who won't cheat"= meaning, "I want a man who will lie to me about my cooking, cleaning, and how I really do look in a dress." 'I want a man who won't cheat' ~ 'I have seen the signs in my past relationships, but ignored them. Looking for a guy who is better liar about his infidelity!' |
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"I want a woman who wont cheat" = I have a small penis  So true! So true!
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"I want a woman who wont cheat" = I have a small penis And yet, even when a man does have a small tallywhacker, you ladies tell us "OMG! It's so HUGE!"  
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"I want a woman who wont cheat" = I have a small penis And yet, even when a man does have a small tallywhacker, you ladies tell us "OMG! It's so HUGE!" I don't know what 'nice girls' you are hanging out with... I have no shame. You'll have to ask me sometime about my 2 inch penis story! |
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I love you= I'm horny and will say anything to get you into bed
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"I want a woman who wont cheat" = I have a small penis And yet, even when a man does have a small tallywhacker, you ladies tell us "OMG! It's so HUGE!" I don't know what 'nice girls' you are hanging out with... I have no shame. You'll have to ask me sometime about my 2 inch penis story! Dude! No way?????? 
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"I want a woman who wont cheat" = I have a small penis And yet, even when a man does have a small tallywhacker, you ladies tell us "OMG! It's so HUGE!" I don't know what 'nice girls' you are hanging out with... I have no shame. You'll have to ask me sometime about my 2 inch penis story! Dude! No way?????? And my response was not how huge it was!  [I am mean!]
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u guys r too much -we r all spendin' waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on here when we can think up this stuff lmao
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