sponsored links

Community > Dating & Relationships

Topic: Met me a Cougar at the bank.
willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sat 10/16/10 03:56 PM
Got to talking with this old gal in the bank. She was really flirty and looked pretty hot for her age. We exchanged numbers and I told her it would be great to get together and hang out. When it was time to go, she asked me if I had any idea what her age must be. I told her she looked to be in her mid-sixties. Turns out, she's 83. Be kinda' nice ta' get next to a cougar sometime!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21442	Sat 10/16/10 03:59 PM
Eighty-three and picking up strange dudes at the bank? Sounds like you found yourself a winner, and maybe a big fat inheritance shortly.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45342	Sat 10/16/10 04:20 PM
Got to talking with this old gal in the bank. She was really flirty and looked pretty hot for her age. We exchanged numbers and I told her it would be great to get together and hang out. When it was time to go, she asked me if I had any idea what her age must be. I told her she looked to be in her mid-sixties. Turns out, she's 83. Be kinda' nice ta' get next to a cougar sometime! OMG, Mummy's gotten out of the Home..

TonkaTruck3 Joined Fri 02/12/10 Posts: 852	Sat 10/16/10 04:25 PM
LOL...83 is bit too much in my book. But if it turns you on, go for it!!

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 10/16/10 04:46 PM
well I guess there's hope

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45342	Sat 10/16/10 04:47 PM
Seriously, Mummy is 83. When family members find out their father is in the same Home as the Black Widow they move them to another Home. She was married 8 times and, some died, er, rather unexpectedly, yes we will go with that. Fortunately she was able to assuage her grief with the inheritances. She gets out often, and has a penchant for Texas 3 strikes-you're-outters. Approach at your own risk.

venusenvy Joined Sat 07/31/10 Posts: 2984	Sat 10/16/10 05:43 PM


Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Sat 10/16/10 05:44 PM
WOW............ go for it baby................. i Loooooooooooovvvvvveeeeee it!!!!!!!

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Sat 10/16/10 05:58 PM
Cougars need love.Meow!

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sat 10/16/10 07:11 PM
At my age, a functional Cougar is a rare and beautiful find.

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Sat 10/16/10 10:17 PM
at 83....isn't she more of a cougasaurus?

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Sat 10/16/10 10:20 PM
I got hit on by a 78 year old cougar earlier today on another dating website.I`m 58.I was like WTF.

mixalh Joined Sat 09/11/10 Posts: 193	Sat 10/16/10 10:23 PM
tries to start a chant cougar cougar cougar cougar!!

Community > Dating & Relationships