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A woman said "I dont own a toaster because toasters kill more people every year than sharks do" Have you heard anything you would like to share? I would like to hear it.
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someone told me I was wrong today. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard
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someone told me I was wrong today. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard hahahaha I would have smiled also :-) |
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A woman said "I dont own a toaster because toasters kill more people every year than sharks do" Have you heard anything you would like to share? I would like to hear it. That's ridiculous. If that was true, "Jaws" would have been a toaster. |
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I don't recall hearing about any of the men aboard the U.S.S. Indianapolis being eaten by toasters 
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Toasters do kill. If you make enough toasts you can die from alcohol poisoning!!!
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Toasters do kill. If you make enough toasts you can die from alcohol poisoning!!! Absolutely...haven't ya' ever heard "He's toast now"! |
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Sneer all you want you ignorant heathens! Grab a toaster by the cord and start flailing away with it and you will then see its destructive power. Watch the back ground closely in many epic battle scenes....there they are...toasters.
Brave Heart, Gladiator, Dora the Barbarian. Those things KILL! |
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I suppose if you stick a fork in it while its still plugged in that could be trouble.
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someone told me I was wrong today. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard well, it wasn't me, Kim.... 
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You would actually believe something they said on "Sister Wives"????????
I was flipping through the channels and heard one of them say it too....even the moron husband laughed at her.
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I was standing in line at Mickey D's the other day and a lady walked up to me and asked if I was in line. I told her I was just waiting for the bus.
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While toasters are definitely more dangerous, I'm pretty sure sharks eat toasters... sharks win!
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One winter when me and my ex got ready to go tobaggoning and his brother said are you going tobaggoning.
I said nope were going swimming!
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Yesterday was "point out the obvious" day where I live. I had my call light on to get someone to help me with something, and the aide walked up and said "Hey Suzanne, did you know your light was on?" ...I said "Is that what that button does?"
 Then after I got out of the shower, someone told me "You need to comb your hair." 
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True story: I heard a guy misquote a Bible verse -- he said "You cannot serve God and mammoth."
It's probably true, though -- I mean, what could you really do for a mammoth at this point? |
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You would actually believe something they said on "Sister Wives"???????? I was flipping through the channels and heard one of them say it too....even the moron husband laughed at her. |
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Sneer all you want you ignorant heathens! Grab a toaster by the cord and start flailing away with it and you will then see its destructive power. Watch the back ground closely in many epic battle scenes....there they are...toasters. Brave Heart, Gladiator, Dora the Barbarian. Those things KILL! |
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You would actually believe something they said on "Sister Wives"???????? I was flipping through the channels and heard one of them say it too....even the moron husband laughed at her. Yea the whole show is crazy...they act like they get along so well, but on the couch it all comes out and they disagree on EVERYTHING |
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