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| Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG | |
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story of my life
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If I had my way, I would slow dance you beneath the stars Tonight. I would breathe in the scent of your skin and hold it forever. I would take the sparkle in your eyes and hold it in my heart to remind me that there is light...even when all else fades black. I would hold your hand in mine...cause sometimes I forget how nice it is to just hold hands. I would savour the lyrics of your voice as your song fills my ears.....I would hold you so close...to remember what it is like to be a lover.
Then I would **** you like you owe me money. |
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wow
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*melt*
that's so sweet krupa |
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Note to self. Never borrow money from Krupa...........
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I'm thinking I need a loan.
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Did someone say no intrest loans
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god i wanna owe him !
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I hate you so much, and you don't even deserve it.
*sigh* |
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I'm thinking I need a loan. hahahaha |
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Actual conversation at work.
Chick at work: "So you really were married?" Me: "Yup." Chick: "So, your not gay then? (Looking hopeful) Me: "Of course I am! I'm happy all the time" Chick: "Ummmmmmmm.....Huh??" Me: "You've got to be phucking kidding me right?" Chick: "Huh?" Me: "Oh My God! I'm not gay. I love phucking women. Got it?" Chick: "Oh. Good. So......wanna go out sometime?"  
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Actual conversation at work. Chick at work: "So you really were married?" Me: "Yup." Chick: "So, your not gay then? (Looking hopeful) Me: "Of course I am! I'm happy all the time" Chick: "Ummmmmmmm.....Huh??" Me: "You've got to be phucking kidding me right?" Chick: "Huh?" Me: "Oh My God! I'm not gay. I love phucking women. Got it?" Chick: "Oh. Good. So......wanna go out sometime?" That's why they call you the hoochie coochie man.........
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If I had my way, I would slow dance you beneath the stars Tonight. I would breathe in the scent of your skin and hold it forever. I would take the sparkle in your eyes and hold it in my heart to remind me that there is light...even when all else fades black. I would hold your hand in mine...cause sometimes I forget how nice it is to just hold hands. I would savour the lyrics of your voice as your song fills my ears.....I would hold you so close...to remember what it is like to be a lover. Then I would **** you like you owe me money. Krupa!!!! damn!!!!!! that was beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I like the second verse a whole lot better my man!!!!  
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you're so fake, Im sick and tired of you
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i literally made this face when i read your profile;
o: i am impressedddddddddddd. |
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Sometimes I like to eat my cereal in a big azz bowl. Why? Cause that's how I roll!
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sexy boots
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leave me the blank alone
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Weirdo
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A nice walk in the rain on a hot summer evening seems to be of order
Just a thougth |
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