Topic: Distractions
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Tue 11/30/10 10:07 AM
Edited by whispertoascream on Tue 11/30/10 10:16 AM
I just got out of a relationship 4 days ago and am not handling it very well. kinda going out of my mind actually. First person I have ever truly loved. So I am creating this board in hopes to just distract me.

So who has funny stories, pics anything? Come i know you do. I really need to stop crying my eyes are raw!

I did find this picture that kinda made smirk.


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Tue 11/30/10 10:21 AM

RKISIT's photo
Tue 11/30/10 10:21 AM
flowerforyou sorry to see that whisp...*pfffffft* sorry for doing that whispill

boredinaz06's photo
Tue 11/30/10 10:22 AM



<<<<<this pic is kinda funny

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Tue 11/30/10 10:23 AM








Ladylid2012's photo
Tue 11/30/10 10:24 AM
distraction...i need one!

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Tue 11/30/10 11:30 AM
I went upstairs to the bathroom and searched the medicine cabinet. This is usually a mistake because there’s never anything in there I want or need.

I did find some Flintstones vitamins that looked to have been produced in the actual Stone Age (imagine that! Fred and Barney were actually alive when these came out of the factory!), two used Band-Aids, and a tube of some sort of antifungal cream that I couldn’t even remember what it was for. The expiration date was June of 98. Probably no good anymore.

But on the top shelf, I did find what I was looking for -- a new bottle of Excedrin. It occurred to me that, if Weav could save the world (or at least a substantial part of it) with an Excedrin bottlecap once, she might be called upon to do it again.

I called her into the bathroom, and said, “Weav, I want you to see this, so you’ll know where it is in case we need it again.” I removed the cap and tossed it in the general direction of the tub. It bounced a couple of times on the floor and rolled behind the toilet.

She looked at me like I was crazy.

Hey, if I know one thing, it’s that dogs can’t remove the caps from Excedrin bottles on their own.

Probably.


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Tue 11/30/10 12:17 PM
Edited by redhead44613 on Tue 11/30/10 12:19 PM
My favorite funny picture ^.^ **hugs**

Gossipmpm's photo
Tue 11/30/10 12:22 PM
wanna see my vast collection of mingle penis pics?.......


It'll make ya laugh



promise!:heart:

redhead44613's photo
Tue 11/30/10 12:24 PM

wanna see my vast collection of mingle penis pics?.......


It'll make ya laugh



promise!:heart:
You have to share those.

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Tue 11/30/10 06:15 PM
boys are stupid...throw rocks at them...
:thumbsup:

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Tue 11/30/10 09:45 PM

I went upstairs to the bathroom and searched the medicine cabinet. This is usually a mistake because there’s never anything in there I want or need.

I did find some Flintstones vitamins that looked to have been produced in the actual Stone Age (imagine that! Fred and Barney were actually alive when these came out of the factory!), two used Band-Aids, and a tube of some sort of antifungal cream that I couldn’t even remember what it was for. The expiration date was June of 98. Probably no good anymore.

But on the top shelf, I did find what I was looking for -- a new bottle of Excedrin. It occurred to me that, if Weav could save the world (or at least a substantial part of it) with an Excedrin bottlecap once, she might be called upon to do it again.

I called her into the bathroom, and said, “Weav, I want you to see this, so you’ll know where it is in case we need it again.” I removed the cap and tossed it in the general direction of the tub. It bounced a couple of times on the floor and rolled behind the toilet.

She looked at me like I was crazy.

Hey, if I know one thing, it’s that dogs can’t remove the caps from Excedrin bottles on their own.

Probably.




don't be too sure about that Lex! I had a dog open a medication bottle with a child proof lid & eat my dang vicodin! Well she kinda ate the bottle too grumble

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Thu 12/02/10 07:30 AM
Edited by 2KidsMom on Thu 12/02/10 07:30 AM
laugh :angel: waving

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Thu 12/02/10 09:00 AM


I went upstairs to the bathroom and searched the medicine cabinet. This is usually a mistake because there’s never anything in there I want or need.

I did find some Flintstones vitamins that looked to have been produced in the actual Stone Age (imagine that! Fred and Barney were actually alive when these came out of the factory!), two used Band-Aids, and a tube of some sort of antifungal cream that I couldn’t even remember what it was for. The expiration date was June of 98. Probably no good anymore.

But on the top shelf, I did find what I was looking for -- a new bottle of Excedrin. It occurred to me that, if Weav could save the world (or at least a substantial part of it) with an Excedrin bottlecap once, she might be called upon to do it again.

I called her into the bathroom, and said, “Weav, I want you to see this, so you’ll know where it is in case we need it again.” I removed the cap and tossed it in the general direction of the tub. It bounced a couple of times on the floor and rolled behind the toilet.

She looked at me like I was crazy.

Hey, if I know one thing, it’s that dogs can’t remove the caps from Excedrin bottles on their own.

Probably.




don't be too sure about that Lex! I had a dog open a medication bottle with a child proof lid & eat my dang vicodin! Well she kinda ate the bottle too grumble


They're a lot more talented than we realize sometimes!

One of the funniest things I ever saw: when I was married, my wife's sister has a big old white dog that used to spend all day in the front yard. There was a plastic bucket out in the yard, and he would turn it upside down and sit on it. It was very strange, and not particularly dog-like! Wish I had a picture of that....!