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Topic: Serious question
Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 12/30/10 04:36 PM


newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Thu 12/30/10 04:37 PM
I paid this girl ten dollars to do my dishes earlier today. I had sex with her once, before I knew how scandalo!us she was. She steals things from people to trade for her drug habit. Even though she didn't steal anything from me, when I heard about how she was, I thought that I should punish her. She comes over to do my dishes, and the whole time I'm talking dirty to her asking if she likes to do dishes, and how dirty are those dishes, she likes to scrub those dishes doesn't she? and what not, you get the idea. Anyways, I ask her if she want's to robotrip with me and she say's yeah, but she's never done it before and doesn't know how many to take. I give her ALOT and then tell her that she has to pay me to have sex with her now because I'm too thick and she's lame in the sack. I told her it would cost her $20 for sex or she would have to walk home because she was a dirty dishslut knowing that she didn't have the money. Today was fun How was rehab Snuff?...............

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 12/30/10 04:37 PM
It was a hard walk with all the cough medicine she took, but trust me she deserved it plenty.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45337	Thu 12/30/10 04:38 PM
sounds like she took the ten she earned from doing the dishes and walked home And walked away from that..deal?

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 12/30/10 04:40 PM
It was good! I got away from doing oxicontin's and ecstasy all day every day. I couldn't afford all those pills and I'm a lot better of financially for it now. Thanks for asking.

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 12/30/10 04:43 PM
sounds like she took the ten she earned from doing the dishes and walked home And walked away from that..deal? She is a bad girl. She deserved to have to walk home. She lies constantly, always asks for too much, and she thinks she's a fox when she's not. I did Earth a solid taday.

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 12/30/10 04:44 PM
Do yall really think I'm wrong to treat a thief like that? She's stolen from my friends.

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Thu 12/30/10 04:47 PM
It was good! I got away from doing oxicontin's and ecstasy all day every day. I couldn't afford all those pills and I'm a lot better of financially for it now. Thanks for asking. Glad to hear it man. I haven't seen you around for awhile. I guess they are finally letting you back around electronic devices?........

venusenvy Joined Sat 07/31/10 Posts: 2984	Thu 12/30/10 04:47 PM
As long as you scratch your balls vigorously and fart when your finished

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 12/30/10 04:50 PM
It was good! I got away from doing oxicontin's and ecstasy all day every day. I couldn't afford all those pills and I'm a lot better of financially for it now. Thanks for asking. Glad to hear it man. I haven't seen you around for awhile. I guess they are finally letting you back around electronic devices?........ Yeah, I've been sidetracked alot. I went through a bad period of depression, but now I'm loving life again. It's hard to talk when you don't have anything happy to say.

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Thu 12/30/10 04:50 PM
When I'm on a date, if the woman is acting uninterested, is it in poor taste to pee on her leg under the table, so that if you keep a straight face, she has a moment of denial, thinking,"oh he couldn't possibly be peeing on my leg"? Is this the 'new M2' ... Damn.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21399	Thu 12/30/10 04:52 PM
Stealing from your friends is the same as stealing from you. You should have peed on her. After she was finished cleaning your filthy slimy mold encrusted dishes.

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 12/30/10 04:53 PM
When I'm on a date, if the woman is acting uninterested, is it in poor taste to pee on her leg under the table, so that if you keep a straight face, she has a moment of denial, thinking,"oh he couldn't possibly be peeing on my leg"? Is this the 'new M2' ... Damn. I'm the clown you love to hate and you know it Sweetcheeks!

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 12/30/10 04:54 PM
Stealing from your friends is the same as stealing from you. You should have peed on her. After she was finished cleaning your filthy slimy mold encrusted dishes. Thank you.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Thu 12/30/10 05:04 PM
Was she by chance bending over that sink just a bit with a really short skirt on when you talking about the "dirty-dirty dishes" ??

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 12/30/10 05:05 PM
CHAPPELLE: All right. If I saw a tape of R. Kelly peeing on a girl, while he was singing "Piss On You," and the girl was holding two forms of government ID, while a police officer was there, like -- with four or five of my buddies and Neil taking notes ... PROSECUTOR: Wow -- CHAPPELLE: I'm not finished! And his grandmother has to be there, to confirm his identity.

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 12/30/10 05:07 PM
No, she was wearing tight jeans, and a little tie-dye tee-shirt with the sleeves rolled up.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Thu 12/30/10 05:12 PM
No, she was wearing tight jeans, and a little tie-dye tee-shirt with the sleeves rolled up. Still hot, were the jeans real tight?

chelsea466 Joined Tue 05/11/10 Posts: 5078	Thu 12/30/10 05:16 PM
Pervs.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Thu 12/30/10 05:33 PM
No, she was wearing tight jeans, and a little tie-dye tee-shirt with the sleeves rolled up. like cooter cleavage tight?