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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8
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Fri 03/18/11 05:09 PM
handi cap people welcome, I am on oxygen and can only walk short distances,.."


I guess heavy breathing is out of the question..

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Fri 03/18/11 05:10 PM
I am not a couch potato but I do hang out a lot."


I'm still trying to figure out the meaning of "hang out."

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Fri 03/18/11 05:11 PM
Looking for MY LADY"


is that the name of your dog, or do you want a date?

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Fri 03/18/11 05:12 PM
Like the outdoors. I can do things by myself but really enjoy it more with a lady. "



Ladies like the indoors and room service.

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Fri 03/18/11 05:13 PM
Looking for a connection."


My cousin Vito is connected...

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Fri 03/18/11 05:15 PM
Looking for petite auburn haired ....."


I can dye my hair but the petite might be a problem...

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Fri 03/18/11 05:16 PM
I grow much of my own food; am green, even running my truck on vegetable oil which I obtain for free from restaurants."


You don't look green.

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Fri 03/18/11 05:17 PM
Have man will travel."


Bring him along.

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Fri 03/18/11 05:21 PM
In all sincerity, that prince charming you ladies always look for doesn’t exist. "



I'm not charming, not a lady and I'm only looking for a laugh.


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Fri 03/18/11 05:24 PM
Looking for my equal.."


How exactly do you measure that?


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Fri 03/18/11 05:26 PM
I am a mature older proffesional man,.."


Do you have a spell checker?

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Fri 03/18/11 05:31 PM
Retired gentleman who has some life left in him..."

I'll suck the rest out of you...bigsmile

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Fri 03/18/11 05:35 PM
Before I get too far in this I want to say that I am dyed in the wool liberal. Conservatives need not apply!"



A hippy on welfare.

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Fri 03/18/11 05:36 PM
someone 63 that acts 36.."


Grow up.

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Fri 03/18/11 05:36 PM
Relaxed,Countryboy,Can do Everything.."


Fix my roof?

Leap tall buildings?

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Fri 03/18/11 05:37 PM
Looking for a submissive woman.."


Okay, but only this once...



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Fri 03/18/11 05:38 PM
Want a Nice Balanced women.."


as apposed to a whack job?

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Fri 03/18/11 05:40 PM
At this point, my main goal is to get as much enjoyment out of the rest of my life as possible, preferably with someone to share it."


At your age you better get started quick... (78)

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Fri 03/18/11 05:42 PM
TIME IS GETTING SHORTER
I am an unmarried person that is looking for a sole mate. "


Did you lose a shoe?

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Fri 03/18/11 05:45 PM
The great thing about getting older is that if you were a listener, the wisdom gained, reads like a book you have read before. "


Most people don't listen.

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