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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"Friends first; then you can fall in love.."
already making rules.... 
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"Hey I'm simple lady lookin for a nice man to bright my life :) My hobby is travelling and Shooping" That shooping is really catching on. Which is your favourite? Target shooping, or shooping Wild Marts? |
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"I Hope That I Can Make You Mind"
not a chance in hell. |
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"I'm ready to meet the right woman. It has taken a while, but you should be happy that I took the time to live the single life and get to know who I am. "
OH I'm thrilled. |
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"Friends first; then you can fall in love.." already making rules....
And I will call the boys over to laugh at you as you try to stay afloat, gurgling, googly-eyed and desparately groping for some life-saving rods. |
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"I am looking for someone to build something serious with."
You build it, I'll watch. |
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"I'm ready to meet the right woman. It has taken a while, but you should be happy that I took the time to live the single life and get to know who I am. " OH I'm thrilled. I hope you enjoy curvy men. With voluptious learning curves. |
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"I am looking for someone to build something serious with." You build it, I'll watch. And each mistake you make will put me in stitches. |
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"looking for friendship & networking"
He texts while on a date. |
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"I am looking for someone to build something serious with." You build it, I'll watch. Oooo... I like to watch too. We'll have to draw straws for who will do the "do" part. |
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"looking for a nice logical woman"
oh you dreamer you.. |
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Edited by
wux
on
Thu 03/17/11 06:38 PM
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"looking for friendship & networking" He texts while on a date. If it's a woman, then she is a frigid Black Widow spider. |
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"Looking for someone true to themselves
The only way to truly know me is to come ask questions, " I'm true to myself, but I'll lie to you. I don't need to ask questions, your background check just came in... |
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"looking for a nice logical woman" oh you dreamer you.. Well... if she is logical, then she per definition can't be nice. You don't see how that's possible? Well... take any man for instance. |
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"Looking for someone to go out with and see what happen"
..just keep your hands to yourself.. |
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"Looking for someone true to themselves The only way to truly know me is to come ask questions, " I'm true to myself, but I'll lie to you. I don't need to ask questions, your background check just came in... Okay... erm, (one decibel quieter) how much? |
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"I have A ROOF OVER MY HEAD, CAR TO DRIVE AN A JOB TO MAKE my own MONEY."
another keeper. |
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"Looking for someone to go out with and see what happen" ..just keep your hands to yourself.. Ooo... I like to watch, too. The zoo, or the two way-mirror in Dr. Niedelheimer's office? |
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"Once a woman has the opportunity to be in my presence she will definitely enjoy herself tremendously.'
so.... do you give back rubs? |
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"I have A ROOF OVER MY HEAD, CAR TO DRIVE AN A JOB TO MAKE my own MONEY." another keeper. He answered an ad, "make your own money in your own job, being your own boss! Franklin Mint Printing Equipment for sale." |
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