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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"Accepting Applications..." will there be a background check? Well, yes. How much do you want me to make it out for? |
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"LOOKING 4 WHAT I DESERVE"
I'll have to do a background check and call your X-wives... |
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"Patience is a virtue.." If that's true, then I must be a whore. ... sigh... always the last to learn. |
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"LOOKING FOR MY WONDER WOMAN." Goody....I'll go get my costume... It was here yesterday!! So now I have to go look for my wonder woman costume. Will this never ending search never end? |
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"Just looking for down to earth woman"
always this down to earth crap. plow your own garden. |
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"LOOKING 4 WHAT I DESERVE" I'll have to do a background check and call your X-wives... they all have X-files on you, you ganef. |
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"Just looking for down to earth woman" always this down to earth crap. plow your own garden. hey... what you want? Crap to fly around like finches and bald eagles? |
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"Hi
i entertain myself, i dont get bored" good cause I'm pretty busy. |
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"Looking caring for parner" Whats a parner? Oh well, I don't care. A parner is a repeating semi-automatic assault semen-dispenser, with no teeth. |
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"Live Long and Prosper
My name is (XXX) and i'm not perfect," Cross him off my list. |
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"I wanna hold your hand" I was hoping for more... ...like a steak dinner or at least a Big Mac. You can't subsist on love alone. |
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"Looking for chemistry"
get a chemistry set.. |
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"Friends First.....No Expectations"
I'll call ya. maybe |
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"Love is being stupid together." ...that's how I got knocked up.. What do I have to be together, to get a Stanleyc up? |
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"I wanna be under your spell..."
I will make your life a living hell... |
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Edited by
wux
on
Thu 03/17/11 06:08 PM
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"strong real woman I'm a fun Guy that loves to experience new things. " I'm working out and I have handcuffs... ... you can't handcuff a mushroom, even if it has a twelve-inch stem... so spore me the details. ------------ Edit: sorry, this may have been too obscure. Fun guy. think about it. Or say it out loud. |
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"need something real yet exciting :D"
make up your mind. |
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"100% of pure caramel excitement lol.." ...no chocolate? "No KKK members and other, including opposite, racial purists allowed." |
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"looking for a driven women"
I'm looking for a driver. |
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"lets just see what happens"
Okay but you light the fuse. |
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