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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8
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Wed 03/16/11 02:18 PM
"Idk what to say here. I've been here and tried before so really I don't have much faith in it. But hey, I'm a good woman and tired of losers. If you're TRUELY a good man I'd love to hear from you."


IDK, even losers have a good opinion of themselves. Have you gotten any messages?

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Wed 03/16/11 02:20 PM
"Where's my happy ending?"


Sorry, that's mostly a myth, unless you die having sex.


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Wed 03/16/11 02:32 PM
Now for some older guys: 60-99:
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"Looking for my last Date"


You want to have sex even if it kills you huh?

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Wed 03/16/11 02:33 PM
"..seeking a attractive fun outdoorsey type"


Homeless huh?

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Wed 03/16/11 02:35 PM
"looking 4 someone real.."


..as apposed to that blow up doll...

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Wed 03/16/11 03:13 PM
I like the ones that say im real looking for something real then they turn out not to be real lol :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Wed 03/16/11 03:19 PM

I like the ones that say im real looking for something real then they turn out not to be real lol :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


How can you know if they are real or not unless you meet them?

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Wed 03/16/11 03:22 PM


I like the ones that say im real looking for something real then they turn out not to be real lol :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


How can you know if they are real or not unless you meet them?
oh don't worry after being on here so long an talking with so many an getting fooled by many u can know with out meeting them

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Wed 03/16/11 03:31 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Wed 03/16/11 03:32 PM
None of the quotes I posted here are from Mingle2. They are from other dating sites, but the names of those sites are classified information.

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Wed 03/16/11 03:32 PM

None of the quotes I posted here are from Mingle2. They are from other dating sites, but the names of those sites are classified information.
hehehehe i just like reading them now an then i think lex finds alot of the good ones lol

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Wed 03/16/11 11:16 PM
"..looking for crazy christian girl"


Well you got the crazy part right but....

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Wed 03/16/11 11:17 PM
"Let's take a trip to the moon baby!..."


Yeh I've heard that line before....

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Wed 03/16/11 11:25 PM
"I am here because I am ready to enjoy the company of a woman again."


huh I'll bet there's story behind that declaration....

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Wed 03/16/11 11:26 PM
"NOTHING VENTURED / NOTHING GAINED.."


What are you venturing?

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Wed 03/16/11 11:29 PM
"....and I enjoy creating a bond through mental intimacy"


another hypnotist.

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Wed 03/16/11 11:30 PM
"I love to spend money on stuff that is kind of pointless but makes me feel awesome."


I'm kind of pointless...

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Wed 03/16/11 11:33 PM
"I DESIRE A DISHY BRUNETTE WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS"


are you planning to eat her?

never mind.

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Wed 03/16/11 11:36 PM
"I love to meet new people, travel, and just have fun wherever!"




Translation:

I can't hold onto friends or stay in one place. I owe them money, pissed them off and they won't play with me anymore. sad

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Wed 03/16/11 11:42 PM
"So I'm looking for that woman I can have a lasting relationship with. I have had my share of heart ache and heart break. I don't put up with liers or cheaters. I've had my party days and now I'm ready to settle down with an amazing person."


Well, its about time young man! rant

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Wed 03/16/11 11:43 PM
"Seeking perfect ten with trust fund"

Describes me perfectly. bigsmile

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