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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Wed 03/16/11 01:33 PM
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"...I HATE WHEN MEN GET ON THESE SINGLES SITES AND THEN U FIND OUT THAT THEY ARE NOT SINGLE THEY ARE JUST OUT LOOKING FOR A SEX SEX SEX...."
...and you in a cleavage showing low cut spaghetti strapped dress that barely covers your butt.... Perhaps you could use an image consultant. |
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"If your just going to message me to try and get in my pants...DONT EVEN BOTHER!!!! Im sick of all the creepy guys on here who tell me im beautiful and that they want to **** me...if thats what i wanted i would go stand on the ****ing corner...k thanks"
If you change your mind stay off of my street corner b-i-t-c-h. 
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'I AM LOOKING FOR THE HUMAN VERSION OF MY DOG: loyal, handsome, smart, funny, athletic, enjoys hiking, brings me my shoes and TV remote...."
Just keep the dog.
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"I want to be the girl your ex will hate, "
On the contrary, I was glad to get rid of my X. Thanks. 
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Wed 03/16/11 01:40 PM
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"oh, there you are!
Pecking at a keyboard, thinking of clever little things to say, " And having soo much fun. 
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"......... if you are one of "those" who is looking for a drama-free, non-baggage carrying, financially "set", sane, stable, uncomplicated, able to snuggle on the couch every peaceful evening kind of girl....i am not for you. " ...so have you gotten any messages at all? |
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"I've done the casual thing. I've done the serious thing. Now I'm looking for the real thing. "
Would the real thing be casual or serious then? |
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"I am a strong-minded and independent woman who is comfortable in my own skin."
I'm glad. (Scenes from the Texas Chain saw Massacre come to mind.) |
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"I'm a professional makeup artist."
So... one can't really bank on you looking that good in the morning, right? |
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"But Chains and Whips Excite Me ;)"
I have a corn field that needs some plowing. |
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"Looking for my soulmate to grow old with.."
You are doing a pretty good job of it by yourself. |
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"Looking For Something Better.."
You better hope your hubby doesn't see this. |
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"I'm ready for something new.."
Tired of the boring slob you married? |
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"...But I am sick and tired of being a good little girl and take guys bull ****..."
No more mrs. nice huh? You go girl. Just shoot him. 
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"So this whole describing myself and trying to not sound like a jackass is proving difficult... "
Maybe because you are a jackass? |
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"Like my headline says I am spoiled but I spoil myself as well as by others
So if that's a problem I'm sorry to hear that!!!....... " Good luck with that. 
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"Don't waste your time if...
-religion is really important to you. -you thought Pres Bush did a good job. -if you are racist, prejudice, or ignorant against ANY group of people." I'm against serial killers.
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"My names Heather."
Oh you're the one from "account services" who keeps calling me trying to refinance my credit cards. Knock it off! |
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"Fun, cute, silly seeks partner in crime.."
Sorry, I take my criminal activity seriously. |
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"I'm s single vibrant woman who aims high.."
Try shooting from a rooftop instead.
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