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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"WHEW I hate this part lol. Hmm I don't even know where to start."
Do you always lol when you hate something? |
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"Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!...Just Tryin It Out!..."
I get the point |
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"HAHahahah no i dont think so. HJAHahhaa yeah yeah. Uhmmm no no n on o . And than blahh and a blah and Blah. is htis 4 sentancee yet ? Omgg how many more? this is way more than 4 sent. ok and how about another ONEW ?"
get off the Internet. |
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"HAHahahah no i dont think so. HJAHahhaa yeah yeah. Uhmmm no no n on o . And than blahh and a blah and Blah. is htis 4 sentancee yet ? Omgg how many more? this is way more than 4 sent. ok and how about another ONEW ?" get off the Internet. 
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"Looking for my knight in rusty armor"
at least you have the 'knight' part right. I guess you like to shine armor? |
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"If you are married (and yes, I will find out.. I always find out.. "
..cause she's a stalker. |
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"If you are just looking to "hook up", please move on to someone else profile!!!"
...depends on what you mean by "hook up." |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Wed 03/16/11 12:51 PM
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"I thought I'd give online dating a try as I have almost no time to go out to meet people."
.... and people online are not really "people." (Maybe it's the getting dressed and going out that is the problem.) |
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"I would like to find someone I can hold an intelligent conversation with."
First you have to be intelligent. |
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"I would like to start out with friendship and see where something can go from there."
Translation: I don't just have sex with total strangers. |
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"I'm 21
-I'm always smiling and laughing" -- even at funerals? |
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"Im looking for a guy who can keep my interest..."
So do you get bored easily or have A.D.D.? |
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"Looking for a very good hearted man."
Yeh, well apparently everybody is. (I'll take a rich man with a heart condition.) |
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"WHITE GUYS ONLY PLEASE!
-DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE UGLY. im not trying to be mean but seriously I WILL NOT RESPOND TO UGLY PEOPLE! " --- This was just a small sample of this brat's profile. Unbelievable. |
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"Does True Love really exist anymore?"
Nope. It never did. Give up the search. |
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"Starting to put myself out there again. "
Well just stay off of my street corner b-i-t-c-h. 
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"Looking for a Partner in Crime :)"
Me and this guy I met do need a wheel man for a bank job. |
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"I dont waste time I make time,"
Are you talking a quickie here? |
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"is this where I'm supposed to list all my wonderful qualities and try to impress people....ok well I'm just me."
That says a lot. |
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"I have old fashioned values and enjoy life. "
I can see that by your cleavage. |
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