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"I'm a very honest and laid back person who treats people with respect." So many men claim to be "laid back." Pardon me, but does that mean they want me to be on top? 
HR7315 makes it mandatory to include the phrase "I'm laid back and easy going" in all dating site profiles written since July 1, 2005. What if you're ADD, uptight, and upright? 
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Wed 03/16/11 10:08 AM
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(women)
"You have a penis. I get it..lets move on" actually, no I don't.... but wow what an attention grabbing title. |
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"...im 21 years old im 5'2 and yes guys im still a virgin...."
and a liar.. |
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"Can you be my prince in shining armor"
Hey girlie, FYI, it's "Knight" in shining armor. |
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"Seeking companionship.."
Get a puppy. |
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"Want A Real Man!!"
..as apposed to a blow up doll with a fake... oh never mind |
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"..Anyone worth my time?.."
That depends, how much do you charge? |
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"...this is were I am spose to charm you with my gorgeous personality, but to tell you the truth I am a hand full! Most men are too intimidated by me, and I will tell you why because I am extremely sarcastic, very independent, .."
Way to sell it b-i-t-c-h! |
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"Are all the men gay?"
No, they just pretend to be after meeting you. |
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"...I am looking for a laid back guy...."
Well you hit the jackpot here... |
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"readprofileordontcontactme"
There's a space bar right there by your thumb. |
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"..i'm looking for a serious relationship.."
..so don't make me laugh. |
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"Don't have time for BS, I am not a huge fun of meeting people here or any dating sites,......"
Not a huge fun? How about a little fun? |
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"Just Fishin
Looking to see what online dating is all about.." I hope you have a net because suckers don't bite, they are bottom feeders. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Wed 03/16/11 10:39 AM
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"..i am finally divorced."
You let another one get away? |
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"go some were to a nice dinner and talk get to know a person first"
Translated: feed me a nice dinner, and tell me I'm pretty before sex |
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"Looking for Something Real"
..as apposed to this holographic computer generated illusion...? |
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"Artist looking to create companionship"
Wow, I'm into cloning myself too! |
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"First things first:1) I'm in the process of changing/updating my profile and possibly deleting it shortly."
I might come back. Probably not. |
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"..I like to have a blast but I spend most of my time studing or here lately writing"
What's your stud fee? |
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