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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"Hi
i entertain myself, i dont get bored" Can you teach me your secret? We've been together five minutes, and I'm struggling to stay awake. |
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"The word relax was made with me in mind"
get a job. |
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"Friends First.....No Expectations" I'll call ya. maybe I never expected that answer. |
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"I don't get many responses to my profile, because of the truths that it contains. Too many truths, I guess. "
the truth hurts.. |
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"The word relax was made with me in mind" get a job. Bzzzz... he's got one, he is a sleeping pill quality control analyst. |
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"As good As it gets.."
suicide is not an option.. |
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"I desire a passionate woman.."
I'm so passionate I will make your life a living hell... |
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Edited by
wux
on
Thu 03/17/11 06:26 PM
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"I don't get many responses to my profile, because of the truths that it contains. Too many truths, I guess. " the truth hurts.. Yea... you did not use mental floss each time after you ate some food for thought, did you... |
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"Time for a change"
Okay, I'll call your wife ... |
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"As good As it gets.." suicide is not an option.. I don't get this one. Honestly. But I guess that's the best under the circumstances. |
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"Looking for true companionship"
get a puppy |
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"I desire a passionate woman.." I'm so passionate I will make your life a living hell... Run for the hills, boys!! Except you, Satan. |
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"Time for a change" Okay, I'll call your wife ... Sorry, I only have bills... will you accept a cheque? |
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"Looking for true companionship" get a puppy And don't let anyone of the SPCA see what you do with it later. |
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"Love All The Hurt Away
I'm a hard working man,I've been workingfor the Government for 25 years," you may need professional help. |
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"Looking for chemistry" get a chemistry set.. And use it to turn yourself blonde. Then we'll talk. |
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"I Like Turning A Lady's Head..."
oh good, I could use a chiropractor. |
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"You found trouble
Hey. I have ZERO problems getting girls in real life but I thought it would be fun to try out the Internet" The Internet isn't real life. OMG 
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"Love All The Hurt Away I'm a hard working man,I've been workingfor the Government for 25 years," you may need professional help. Yeah... spending other people's money is not exactly my definition of "work", either. |
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"X marks the spot!"
you had me at X |
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