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I swear I snapped this pic today at a tiny little custom wedding dress shop next door to a friends store.
Some little old lady makes wedding dresses for all occasions (?????) and alot look like regular wedding dresses...then she posted this beauty up in her window.....  Now, I ain't an expert on what is hip this wedding season...but, I have been trying to wrap my brain around what kind of chick is gonna look at this monstrosity and think...."PERFECT!!!!!!" How in the hell do you dress the brides maids??? Leaopard print thongs for the groomsmen??? I been laughing about this all day and just had to show it off just in case some lucky gal out in Mingleland is wanting to go ahead and preorder the perfect dress for the bride who stopped blushing by the time she was 15. If ya just gotta have it cause it is gonna match perfectly with your dream weddings motiff...gimme a hollar and I will make sure the old gal sets it aside for you. |
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I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hey wait.....who you callin skank?
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First in line!!!! I gotta have it!! It reminds of so many many items my mom and I STOP each other to exclaim over in Walmart and Kmart. Gawd there is so much ugly in the world!!! And you can wear so much of it!!! This is a classic but I'll pass on the matching wrist corsage and go with a classic white rose!
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gag.
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This must be her Valentines wedding dress for the modern bride. You know not all soft pink and sissy! Hot pink and snappy!
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gag. You don't know fashion! This is the chit!!! (literally!) |
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I will bet my penis that the rehearsal dinner is gonna involve paper plates and styrofoam cups.
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All its missing is.............MORE PINK!!!!!!!!!I want my wedding to look like I threw up pepto bismol everywhere!!!!!!!!!
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All its missing is.............MORE PINK!!!!!!!!!I want my wedding to look like I threw up pepto bismol everywhere!!!!!!!!! I am gonna give the old girl the benefit of the doubt and call it charteuse...but that corsage is slut red....no doubt! What is really throwing me is the lone pink suspender strap..... Even the mannequin seemed like it was having a hard time with this number. |
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First I am a skank now i am a slut? I think your just wishing it was you watching that heavenly dress coming down the aisle at you!
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Nice pic of you in the background.
It almost looks like you are in disguise. |
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First I am a skank now i am a slut? I think your just wishing it was you watching that heavenly dress coming down the aisle at you! Girl if you can be a skanky slut in this dress...I wanna be the stripper at your bachelorette party! |
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I swear I snapped this pic today at a tiny little custom wedding dress shop next door to a friends store. Some little old lady makes wedding dresses for all occasions (?????) and alot look like regular wedding dresses...then she posted this beauty up in her window..... Now, I ain't an expert on what is hip this wedding season...but, I have been trying to wrap my brain around what kind of chick is gonna look at this monstrosity and think...."PERFECT!!!!!!" How in the hell do you dress the brides maids??? Leaopard print thongs for the groomsmen??? I been laughing about this all day and just had to show it off just in case some lucky gal out in Mingleland is wanting to go ahead and preorder the perfect dress for the bride who stopped blushing by the time she was 15. If ya just gotta have it cause it is gonna match perfectly with your dream weddings motiff...gimme a hollar and I will make sure the old gal sets it aside for you. Looks more like a prom dress or a brides maids dress to me but I think its kind of cute |
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Hmmm looks like a Katy Perry or Lady Gaga blue light special waiting to happen! Ick Ick and Ick....
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Looks more like a prom dress or a brides maids dress to me but I think its kind of cute Ok...sooooooooo if you wear this thing to a prom do you go with the zebra print thong or a hot pink thong? If this is a bridesmaid dress......you will have no friends after the eye searing wedding....and what the fk would the bride wear to over power a line of chicks in this get up to make her REALLY stand out? |
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Nothing?
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I like the pink color. But would never wear that color in a wedding.
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I will bet my penis that the rehearsal dinner is gonna involve paper plates and styrofoam cups. Oh Gawd you just reminded me of a wedding I shot back during my photographer days. It was soo sad. The receoption was in the church basement, all pics with 'those - you remember - school green' cinder block walls. I had to beg people to come outside to pictures. The only food served was chips, no dip. After dinner mints, peanuts (mot even mixed nuts and... well that's all folks! So Krupa, your penis is thankfully safe since I already shot the worst wedding possible. I shot this years ago but you can thank me anytime now....I know just what shape I would like my thanks in!!! |
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I will bet my penis that the rehearsal dinner is gonna involve paper plates and styrofoam cups. Oh Gawd you just reminded me of a wedding I shot back during my photographer days. It was soo sad. The receoption was in the church basement, all pics with 'those - you remember - school green' cinder block walls. I had to beg people to come outside to pictures. The only food served was chips, no dip. After dinner mints, peanuts (mot even mixed nuts and... well that's all folks! So Krupa, your penis is thankfully safe since I already shot the worst wedding possible. I shot this years ago but you can thank me anytime now....I know just what shape I would like my thanks in!!! Are you wanting me to buy you this dress? |
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Looks more like a prom dress or a brides maids dress to me but I think its kind of cute Ok...sooooooooo if you wear this thing to a prom do you go with the zebra print thong or a hot pink thong? If this is a bridesmaid dress......you will have no friends after the eye searing wedding....and what the fk would the bride wear to over power a line of chicks in this get up to make her REALLY stand out? Zebra of course..........Leopard print and cream dear......Geesh |
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