Soooooooooo,
as I was touring Europe as a free lance underwear model, I was invited to brunch/sex with the Queen of England. I could tell she wanted me by the way she kept staring at me as she licked her little Smokie sausage links. I was just getting ready to go down on the old gal and in walked Fergie....She instantly locked eyes on my package and swore she would have me for herself. OF COURSE....they start bickering "He's MINE!" "P!$$ OFF you wrinkly old bat!" Then they start strip racing to be the first one naked so as to use me for thier carnal lusts. The Queen was faster than I would have thought but still, Fergie was nakeder faster. Then the inevitable catfight ensued and as they jostled the table a bucket of KY lube spilled across them, makeing Queen Elizabeth a slippery vixen who quickly gained the top mount position....then...I made my move.


They both still send me autographed panties and plane tickets but...I know they only want me for the mind blowing, toe curling sex


sigh........
sniffle.....
snotbubble..

And what do you think i want you for....

Strip Scrabble?

:)

wanna play with your long long ......
most girls love it
fingers for bytches who don't
it beautiful ...
know you think so too...
really wanna play with it...
babe ....
Krupa i love it
damn love it
your hair that is..
....babe

That gave my hair a boner!

:)

lol.....let me play with it then


one or two
hmmmmm maybe three big one
am gonna give yah.....
braids ...

I DO luv getting tribal braids....

You would be suprized how many people dig it.

Ok baby....I like three braids on one side and three braids on the other....primative braids go great with a silk shirt....

i will braid your hair only if i get to take the silk shirt off
make yo mind babez
lol just kidding

I know

lol

Kkan u help me..