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Topic: A perfect Liar.
AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Thu 01/20/11 01:46 PM
Come now, I am the perfect person for the job. Everything I say is the truth even if it isn't. I swear to god on that. By the way, did I mention I am a Democrat? I also know how to use fear and intimidation as tools! There is a candidate who in election campaign promised no work more pay and won the election.The company doesn't believe in fear & intimidation rather depends on lying power. You are one step ahead in getting this prestigious job. But disinformation can be used to create fear and terror in a way that keeps our hands clean! It isn't what you say but how you say it. Now fact bending is an art I am very familiar with. Likewise I am versed in Whispering Campaigns, and Smear Tactics. Spin is also a specialty of mine! Any of this fit the job requirements?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Thu 01/20/11 01:59 PM
roll eyes I get that all the time.....like it more when horizontal. OK OK.....sorry ghost reader.... Ghost Rider

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Thu 01/20/11 02:21 PM
roll eyes I get that all the time.....like it more when horizontal. OK OK.....sorry ghost reader.... Ghost Rider love the picture awwwwh so cute.....

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Thu 01/20/11 02:22 PM
shucks stop

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Thu 01/20/11 02:45 PM


krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 01/20/11 04:11 PM
If I am such a good liar that I never get caught, I can't get the job. You would think I would be lying about being a great liar.

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Thu 01/20/11 04:17 PM
i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy WHAT AN AZZ manof what's up - pretty racy comment for ur usual style

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 01/20/11 04:20 PM
i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy WHAT AN AZZ manof what's up - pretty racy comment for ur usual style He been free basing little blue pills again. Just stand back...don't make direct eye contact. I heard about how he deals with pigeons. :)

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Thu 01/20/11 04:31 PM
i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy WHAT AN AZZ manof what's up - pretty racy comment for ur usual style He been free basing little blue pills again. Just stand back...don't make direct eye contact. I heard about how he deals with pigeons. :) damn ....... hugs krupa....

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 01/20/11 04:37 PM
KissKiss! Missed ya dollbaby! MMmmmmuah with a hug :)

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Thu 01/20/11 04:55 PM
KissKiss! Missed ya dollbaby! MMmmmmuah with a hug :) thanks miss yah too... lick your face .... you taste like hmmmmm lol just teasing yah

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 01/20/11 05:52 PM
KissKiss! Missed ya dollbaby! MMmmmmuah with a hug :) thanks miss yah too... lick your face .... you taste like hmmmmm lol just teasing yah Oh you can say it...I taste like chicken with a big pecker...... (beak you perv).

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Thu 01/20/11 05:54 PM
you.......own.........me

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Thu 01/20/11 05:58 PM
KissKiss! Missed ya dollbaby! MMmmmmuah with a hug :) thanks miss yah too... lick your face .... you taste like hmmmmm lol just teasing yah YOU NEVER tell me THAT!!!!!!! Islanders,,,,,shezzzzzzzzz YOU,,,just wait.. ---------------

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Thu 01/20/11 09:21 PM


AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Thu 01/20/11 10:11 PM
I just got out of a speeding ticket today. I told the officer his uniform made him look fat and he ran away crying!

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Thu 01/20/11 10:27 PM
I just got out of a speeding ticket today. I told the officer his uniform made him look fat and he ran away crying! WARNING!!!!! Ladies & gentlemen please don't try this at home.... message brought to you by Mingles2 broadcasting commission...

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Thu 01/20/11 10:30 PM
That ain't nothing man,,,I told Obama today, that HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!! He bowed his head,,,and said,,"Your Right",,I won't seek reelection then...

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Thu 01/20/11 10:38 PM
this is not kosher....

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Fri 01/21/11 04:17 AM
Is my nose growing as my fingers are typing?