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Topic: A perfect Liar.
barun1959 Joined Thu 11/11/10 Posts: 802	Fri 01/21/11 05:13 AM
What? They must be looking for someone to run for political office. Those political leaders who have gone through training under the guidance of this company are all successful in their field; Ob-ma,Thatch-,Bil-ton are a few just to mention.

barun1959 Joined Thu 11/11/10 Posts: 802	Fri 01/21/11 07:17 AM
hand me the contract now ill sighn it in a bit and post it back. when do i start You are requested to send your resume again as you rejected the first offer.

barun1959 Joined Thu 11/11/10 Posts: 802	Fri 01/21/11 07:33 AM
If I am such a good liar that I never get caught, I can't get the job. You would think I would be lying about being a great liar. The company is equiped with very high grade technology and very high quality experts.These will give your true lying potential.So far nobody could escape.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Fri 01/21/11 03:48 PM
If I am such a good liar that I never get caught, I can't get the job. You would think I would be lying about being a great liar. The company is equiped with very high grade technology and very high quality experts.These will give your true lying potential.So far nobody could escape. Not sure that getting people drunk counts as high grade technology.....get someone drunk enough and they will tell you the truth about everything....you can't shut em up actually.

seamac Joined Sun 03/22/09 Posts: 3104	Fri 01/21/11 06:21 PM Edited by seamac on Fri 01/21/11 06:22 PM
If I am such a good liar that I never get caught, I can't get the job. You would think I would be lying about being a great liar. The company is equiped with very high grade technology and very high quality experts.These will give your true lying potential.So far nobody could escape. Not sure that getting people drunk counts as high grade technology.....get someone drunk enough and they will tell you the truth about everything....you can't shut em up actually. Ah yes, I have heard of this referred to as "wine truths". The lies come the next day when they try to tell you they didn't mean what they said! Justify, spin, try to lie their way out of the truths they told while feeling no pain!

barun1959 Joined Thu 11/11/10 Posts: 802	Fri 01/21/11 07:41 PM
I told the officer his uniform made him look fat and he ran away crying! Only original birthday suit is allowed in this company.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Fri 01/21/11 10:22 PM
I told the officer his uniform made him look fat and he ran away crying! Only original birthday suit is allowed in this company. Whoops, My physique might damage people's eyes from my chiseled abs and perfectly sculpted azz...

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 01/21/11 10:29 PM
Is my nose growing as my fingers are typing? YESsssssssss,,as a matter of misleading FACT,,,,,,lol

barun1959 Joined Thu 11/11/10 Posts: 802	Sat 01/22/11 02:31 AM
That ain't nothing man,,,I told Obama today, that HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!! He bowed his head,,,and said,,"Your Right",,I won't seek reelection then... The company received the phone call and necessary advice given to him. He is now full confident of handling the truth and planning the strategy for next election.

barun1959 Joined Thu 11/11/10 Posts: 802	Sat 01/22/11 02:42 AM
I told the officer his uniform made him look fat and he ran away crying! Only original birthday suit is allowed in this company. Whoops, My physique might damage people's eyes from my chiseled abs and perfectly sculpted azz... Never mind,if you are selected you will be posted at H.Q in Saturn and you will be the only living being in that office.

barun1959 Joined Thu 11/11/10 Posts: 802	Sat 01/22/11 03:05 AM
I found a wallet with $730.00 in it this past New Years eve., me being who I am a good upstanding citizen in all, decided to drop this wallet into the nearest postal box which I did do, but on the way from the postal box I notice my transit bus had arrived a little early then it's schedule time, so I took off running after it, in to my surprise he waited for me. What luck I was having this New Year eve, but this luck was short lived for I reach into my rear pocket for my wallet to pay my bus fair, I quess you know by now that my wallet was no longer in my pocket, been waiting home for the mailman since. The company's record of social work is excellent.It has sent you a mail asking the amount you have lost;once you tell, the amount will be sent to you.

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Sat 01/22/11 08:54 AM
i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy WHAT AN AZZ Surprised your in here Jerry Ok I'm lying

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Sat 01/22/11 09:21 AM
I told the officer his uniform made him look fat and he ran away crying! Only original birthday suit is allowed in this company. Whoops, My physique might damage people's eyes from my chiseled abs and perfectly sculpted azz... Never mind,if you are selected you will be posted at H.Q in Saturn and you will be the only living being in that office. Are you sure the job is BIG enough for me???

kissablekiss Joined Mon 03/08/10 Posts: 8528	Sat 01/22/11 09:25 AM
i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy WHAT AN AZZ Surprised your in here Jerry Ok I'm lying who got an hidden agenda....... hey andy your such a lier ...... should smack you

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Sat 01/22/11 09:28 AM
i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy WHAT AN AZZ Surprised your in here Jerry Ok I'm lying who got an hidden agenda....... hey andy your such a lier ...... should smack you Who's hiding

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Sat 01/22/11 09:41 AM
I found a wallet with $730.00 in it this past New Years eve., me being who I am a good upstanding citizen in all, decided to drop this wallet into the nearest postal box which I did do, but on the way from the postal box I notice my transit bus had arrived a little early then it's schedule time, so I took off running after it, in to my surprise he waited for me. What luck I was having this New Year eve, but this luck was short lived for I reach into my rear pocket for my wallet to pay my bus fair, I quess you know by now that my wallet was no longer in my pocket, been waiting home for the mailman since.

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Sat 01/22/11 09:41 AM Edited by carold on Sat 01/22/11 09:49 AM
Darn the double post It wasn't me I'm telling the truth.

barun1959 Joined Thu 11/11/10 Posts: 802	Sat 01/22/11 09:50 AM
Only original birthday suit is allowed in this company. Whoops, My physique might damage people's eyes from my chiseled abs and perfectly sculpted azz... Never mind,if you are selected you will be posted at H.Q in Saturn and you will be the only living being in that office. Are you sure the job is BIG enough for me??? Dead sure.Bigger than your...( > ).You are very close to it;A little bit more effort required.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sat 01/22/11 01:17 PM
i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy WHAT AN AZZ Surprised your in here Jerry Ok I'm lying I'm not....lying..

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Sat 01/22/11 01:25 PM
store clark just told me if i buy two powerball tickets I'm guarantee to win on one of them