Topic: A perfect Liar.
barun1959's photo
Thu 01/20/11 07:00 AM

i always tell the truth. even when i lie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqZgkM_ienQ
Intelligent liar! The company needs devoted liar.
You are in the shortlist.bigsmile

soufiehere's photo
Thu 01/20/11 07:09 AM
I 'may' lie by omission.
But never full-ftontal lying.
I could audit.

barun1959's photo
Thu 01/20/11 07:51 AM

spock Is this one of those international jobs based out of Nigeria? spock
The owner of the company lives in 'Venus',the 2nd planet of the solar system.. The H.Q is in Saturn,the 6th planet.glasses

barun1959's photo
Thu 01/20/11 08:25 AM

I 'may' lie by omission.
But never full-ftontal lying.
I could audit.
Build up your confidence please.
You may attend the seminar on "perfect liar" conducted by the company at free of cost.:heart: :heart:

hiddenmeaning's photo
Thu 01/20/11 08:45 AM
Edited by hiddenmeaning on Thu 01/20/11 08:46 AM
hand me the contract now ill sighn it in a bit and post it back. when do i start

AndyBgood's photo
Thu 01/20/11 09:45 AM
Come now, I am the perfect person for the job. Everything I say is the truth even if it isn't. I swear to god on that. By the way, did I mention I am a Democrat? I also know how to use fear and intimidation as tools!

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 01/20/11 10:31 AM
No. "Those jeans" do not make your butt look big.
Wait, is use of semantics lying?

barun1959's photo
Thu 01/20/11 10:38 AM

Come now, I am the perfect person for the job. Everything I say is the truth even if it isn't. I swear to god on that. By the way, did I mention I am a Democrat? I also know how to use fear and intimidation as tools!
There is a candidate who in election campaign promised no work more pay and won the election.The company doesn't believe in fear & intimidation rather depends on lying power. You are one step ahead in getting this prestigious job.drinks

kissablekiss's photo
Thu 01/20/11 10:52 AM
Edited by kissablekiss on Thu 01/20/11 10:53 AM
this is not healthy....

kissablekiss's photo
Thu 01/20/11 10:55 AM


i lie all the time ,
yea i told you i like yah but i didnt
lie just to make you happy

WHAT AN AZZ drool
is this a lie ?

TheShadow's photo
Thu 01/20/11 11:18 AM



i lie all the time ,
yea i told you i like yah but i didnt
lie just to make you happy

WHAT AN AZZ drool
is this a lie ?



From looking at the pic that is up right now. I wouldn't think solaugh

TheShadow's photo
Thu 01/20/11 11:23 AM
We all lie one way or another, just some of them are litte things that don't hurt anyone, but it's when you do it and know it's going to hurt somone when they find out is were things go wrong in life. So in all, I stay honest with myself and people around me so I don't carry any guilt. I like to feel free from drama among other things.


So, to have a job that you would do something like that. I wonder how it would change some peoples life for the worse...

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 01/20/11 11:40 AM

this is not healthy....


Looks healthy to me

kissablekiss's photo
Thu 01/20/11 11:42 AM




i lie all the time ,
yea i told you i like yah but i didnt
lie just to make you happy

WHAT AN AZZ drool
is this a lie ?



From looking at the pic that is up right now. I wouldn't think solaugh
:smile:

kissablekiss's photo
Thu 01/20/11 11:45 AM


this is not healthy....


Looks healthy to me
nope it cant be healthy
lie to me ...i spank you so hard ......
you uhhhhhm wet yourself

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 01/20/11 12:08 PM
Whoa! A little freaky even for me....no lie.

kissablekiss's photo
Thu 01/20/11 12:11 PM
roll eyes

alookat101's photo
Thu 01/20/11 12:23 PM
I found a wallet with $730.00 in it this past New Years eve., me being who I am a good upstanding citizen in all, decided to drop this wallet into the nearest postal box which I did do, but on the way from the postal box I notice my transit bus had arrived a little early then it's schedule time, so I took off running after it, in to my surprise he waited for me. What luck I was having this New Year eve, but this luck was short lived for I reach into my rear pocket for my wallet to pay my bus fair, I quess you know by now that my wallet was no longer in my pocket, been waiting home for the mailman since.

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 01/20/11 12:28 PM

roll eyes



I get that all the time.....like it more when horizontal.


OK OK.....sorrywhoa

kissablekiss's photo
Thu 01/20/11 12:33 PM


roll eyes



I get that all the time.....like it more when horizontal.


OK OK.....sorrywhoa
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