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Topic: Peeing in a cup.
gummykiss Joined Sun 09/12/10 Posts: 122	Wed 02/16/11 11:37 AM
So when you're told to pee in a cup in 4 mins.... What do you think of to help you go?

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Wed 02/16/11 11:46 AM
a duck face

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45332	Wed 02/16/11 11:48 AM
Farting in church. (Always someone else, of course :-)

gummykiss Joined Sun 09/12/10 Posts: 122	Wed 02/16/11 11:55 AM
Lmao a duck face? I'll try that. For now....I'm drinking a squirt.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Wed 02/16/11 11:57 AM
squirt should work when you wanna pop a squat

seamac Joined Sun 03/22/09 Posts: 3104	Wed 02/16/11 04:30 PM
I had to pee in a cup for a job clearance as part of a general physical, without thinking I peed at home just before I left. I could not pee when required, not a drop! They wouldn't let me leave of course or even start the whole thing over on a different day. I was there drinking water for hours and starving at the same time. It was kind of awful. I just knew they were thinking I couldn't pee cause of drug use or some such...I finally gave them some pee, passed the test, got the job and quit 9 months later a week before xmas 2010.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24652	Wed 02/16/11 04:33 PM
EVERYONE WATCHING ME!!!

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Wed 02/16/11 04:34 PM
turn the water on in the sink

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 02/16/11 06:02 PM
I am screwed... My dik dont operate around a hostile audience.....I can't blame him. For me...there is no peeing in the cup......can't/won't physically do it... But if you insist on a clean sample, I can have a few friends pee in a cup tomorrow morning....... Believe me.....I am writing thier resume's...I KNOW they are clean.

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Wed 02/16/11 06:07 PM
I have to do THAT,,,many times a year and just done one Sunday ,,,of all days,,lol But I just HOLD mine until I get it done,,,always knowing that it is set to go do...so THEN,,,if I have any issues,,IT WHERE IS THE CUP PLEASE,,,and COULD WE TRY MOVING FASTER,,or we may have a wet floor here,,,,lol and THAT,,gets me a cup,,,lol

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21379	Wed 02/16/11 06:08 PM
I just imagine I'm peeing on my bosses desk.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 02/16/11 06:54 PM
I have to do THAT,,,many times a year and just done one Sunday ,,,of all days,,lol But I just HOLD mine until I get it done,,,always knowing that it is set to go do...so THEN,,,if I have any issues,,IT WHERE IS THE CUP PLEASE,,,and COULD WE TRY MOVING FASTER,,or we may have a wet floor here,,,,lol and THAT,,gets me a cup,,,lol Dude...you have NEVER been forced to pee in a cup.

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Thu 02/17/11 09:57 AM
For guys its not a big deal. For crying out loud, we write our name in the snow!!!!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 02/17/11 05:26 PM
For guys its not a big deal. For crying out loud, we write our name in the snow!!!! Bullschitt. Peeing in a cup is traumatic....I have written my name in the snow plenty of times....The snow wasnt saying "Hurry it up! I wanna go home"

Lunali Joined Mon 02/14/11 Posts: 361	Thu 02/17/11 05:33 PM
Um, if I need to do a drug test, I just don't go to the bathroom the night before. But when I go to the doctor and they need me to suddenly piss in a cup, they usually make me drink a crap ton of water, haha.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 02/17/11 05:38 PM
The only people who dont know how to pass a drug test....are the people who don't do drugs.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21379	Thu 02/17/11 05:42 PM
The only people who dont know how to pass a drug test....are the people who don't do drugs. Don't they have a pill for that these days?

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 02/17/11 05:46 PM
I make sure to pee all over the cup to get rid of any containments.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 02/17/11 05:47 PM
The only people who dont know how to pass a drug test....are the people who don't do drugs. Don't they have a pill for that these days? Yes

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Thu 02/17/11 05:49 PM
I make sure to pee all over the cup to get rid of any containments. Dude...you end up peeing on your hands....sure, it is sexy for lemures but not so sexy for humans...unless you are snacking on salt and vinegar chips......then, it kinda blends in.