Make up a story how you dated the person above you
or how you met them
but it all lies of coarse,,just for fun

Well, it all started when I decided I didn't like men
anymore.


We met in an antique store, our eyes met over this FABULOUS
silver tea set.

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What?! Don't be nosy...that's all I got.

Well I met indigollusion, after she decided that she didnt like men, you see she ran off to the australian outback, and I found her dehydrated sitting under a gum tree, next to a billabong, hmmm not sure why she didnt drink the water from the billabong , but for some reasons she thought you needed to boil the water. she was trying to get the billy boiled but couldnt work out how to get the fire started.
We started the fire and hunkered down for the night with some damper and a few stories.
Well thats pretty much how we met.

It was a gloomy rainy afternoon....and i still remember seeing her face was like the brightest warmest sun! she lightened the entire street....

I was flabbergasted and felt butterflies, i knew then that she had to be mine!

after the first date she decided to go back to her family....and left me broken hearted...

How can i forget that..? It has been 2yrs now.! She gave me 2 gorgeous kids.!! It was late evening, she was having a crush on me, took me to a bar, we both got drunked then decided to have fun in the backseat of the car, that was my biggest mistake..! She was off pills.. We made 100% love.! Then after 9months, she gave me a daughter then a son later..!


Now my daughter is sitting next to me, calling her, " Mum.! I need cookies.!"

Baby you forget that you were the one crushing on me! and it wasn't the bar that we went to on our first date...it was the beach...the back seat of your car that night was unforgettable...your biggest mistake is now sitting next to you!

*tell Abigail that the cookies are fresh out of the oven they need to cool off.

Oh i didnt remember that much..! Oh yea, you were laying topless on cali's beach, n i asked u to apply some whipe cream on me, but i forot it in the car.! Those were the old days.! Okay listen Abigail, ur mum is a real freak, she phucked my brains out.!! Now u dont fight with ur bro.. Okay.? Thats my girl.

hmmmm I didnt date ash I found him as a baby, living with a mob of rabbits in the bush, I tamed him, and brought him up with my children, thats why he is my baby boy but I think thats where he got his mad urge to mate.. hmmm

Bahahahahahaha

jeez, mum you really found me in the bushes with mob of wild rabbits..? i doubt that one..

Well, i never dated josie, how could i.? I saw her on the dates with many guys.. Then she found anaconda n now she's goin to marry him,.!!

Love ya mum, thanks for saving me from those rabbits

Oh n i wasnt having an urge to mate with j3ss1ka, it was like we both got drunked..! Hah, but now its okay..

i was at this lame azz bar with a sorry excuse for a friend. then some cat bumps into him and his fruity girlie drink spills all over his shirt. ash is still apologizing to him as he goes off to the men's room in a huff. once he's gone ash and i start laughing. we end up laughing all way to a strip club in a cab. ever since then we get together and have a fruity girlie drink at a strip club just for a laugh

Bulldog and I were at a bike rally. He was getting no where hitting on lesbians and the two of us decided that we should head off to the nudie bar. He went back to the VIP lounge for a "private dance" and I haven't seen him since.

I met RoamingOrator at a hiking trip with my GF's, he was climbing the mountain in front of me and i got a good look as his tush
he lost grip of his rope and took me down with him...

Since then we continue to go hiking, only this time I go first.

Oh mayn..!! Not again., it was offcourse on cali's beach.! She was taking a sun bath, i was feeling bored, so i lay next to her, our eyes met.! LOKED.! Then she pulled me close to her n whispered in my ear, " i m gonna suck that off babe.!" ever since that day, we are dating regularly

What the Heck....

So I met ash for the hundredth time... on a deserted island. We were the last two survivors of a plane wreck and he was laying unconscious on the sand...naked...with morning wood...

I slapped him with a fish I caught with my "home made" spear, once he was awake we had dinner and we lived in the island happily never after...

well I was dating a man and we feel in love and later he told me
he was was married to you j3ss1ka. He didnt know how to break the news. So we have been together for 10 years and have 3 kids together.
But he says he going to tell you after all theses years. And I fell in love with other man and I dont want to hurt Tom,,I would like you to tell him. Thank you so much and good luck in your new life with Tom.

I met Mendy at a school event, Tom took me to see one of his kids in a play (mendy was supposed to be working) I saw the shocked expression in his face when he saw her at the school and I knew then that it was her who I had been sharing Tom with for all these years...She smiled at me and even shook my hand, I guess she also didn’t mind that we were sharing the same man.

Now, years later I must confess I was never in love with Tom I only married him to become a US citizen...

So there I was, surrounded by 13 ninjas, a doberman and two parakeets. I was a goner for sure. All of a sudden a cloud of smoke explodes in front of me and out pops Jess, dressed in a clown outfit and wildly swinging two balloon animals. She subdues the dog, beats the ninjas senseless with the balloons and carries me to safety before the parakeets can sink their claws into my jugular. After saving my life, she wildly throws me onto a couch and....

wel i was flogging his butt as the Ninja, until some, wild basllon swinging person rescued him from us. So that was all I saw, we evacuated after being threatened by the ballon animal, So sad

Apparently she is the leader of a clan of elf ninja's who specialize in assassinations. I was the target, but what she didn't know was that one of her ninja's was a spy who worked for me. I survived the assassination attempt because my spy tipped me off. Flustered, she decided to woo me for a date, and I accepted. Only, I sent my clone to fill in, and once she took my clone back to her straw house, she killed my clone. Therefore, she assumed she had killed me. But she didn't. It's all complicated.

Now, I am safely tucked away in Russia and she thinks I am dead, and has no clue of my spy within her group. She owes me though. I really loved that clone of mine. Cost me a fortune.

I am his spy in the elf ninja assasination clan He took me out to dinner and said her would make all my dreams come true. So far, I'm just hanging out with a bunch of ninja's but at least they're my size.