Dear Trolls:

I have tiger blood
In my veins,
I do not care
If I ruin my name.

And so I say things
That are obscene.
I'm high on drugs.
I'm Charlie Sheen.

I love porn stars
By the score.
I love sex and drugs,
and life and more.

My kids are gone.
Not in the scene.
What do I care?
I'm Charlie Sheen.

My show is cancelled.
I'm still on TV,
Making an ***
Of myself, you see.

As long as they watch,
As long as I'm seen,
Then I still matter
I'm Charlie Sheen.

When all is said,
When all is done,
I'll be on top,
I'm number one.

So soon, real soon,
On your TV screen
You'll see "2.5 Men"
Starring Charie Sheen.

P.S. You are all zombie chow.

Winning!!!

BI-WINNING! lol thanks shiki!

Its really a shame. I really liked his show. Charlie has flipped out.

Was one of the few shows I watched.
I personally think it's rather sad what he hasd done with his life..
In the words of Neil young..'every junkie's like a setting sun'
Very sad indeed

Nice write,,so I felt Charlie just might, like to stand up,,




My name is Charlie Sheen,

My dad was a big star on screen.
I grew up spoiled, rich and a fool.
But see, my friends all thought I was cool.
So I felt on top, if I broke the rules.
Drugs were at every party I attended.
After awhile I guess I surrendered.
Started with pot, then on to cocaine.
Now life feels like, I'm going insane.
Who feels sorry for a Movie Star gone bad.
Hell,THIS is HOLLYWOOD, Its a FAD.
Its easy for you all to see me as MAD.
Judge me for all that you think.
As you all sip your drink.
Its all of you, who helped make me.
Now I'm the one you don't want your kids to see..
Just bury me, before you believe in me.
Don't give into your temptation.
For society has no pity, no redemption..


There's always another look...

very clever

Thanks so much.

Poor Charlie. I am so conflicted. I love his character on television. It is a caricature of a person who is a jerk and still living a charmed life.

In real life, his life is not so charmed. It does not pay to be a REAL jerk.

This is awesome. Your form was really good.

Thanks so much, Shayna. I am now working on a poem about Khadafi.