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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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im trying something new i never believed in this online dating , so im on here and willing to give this a shot in the dark . "
....It exists; albeit in the darkness. |
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What's out there?
I like to hang out with my friends and family." ....then why are you asking what's out here? We ain't your friends or your family. 
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I'm the only son in a family of 4 girls, so I know how to treat and tolerate :) a woman."
....a woman hater looking to get even. |
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need girl who isnt afraid to be herself."
....I'm not afraid but men are terrified. 
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Prove to me all women are not the same."
....I'm already annoyed with this guy. |
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Message me if you're simple, beautiful and normal."
...what is normal? Oh well I flunked the other two requirements anyway. |
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Iam the one your looking for."
....yet you never answer my tweets. |
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I'm looking for the outdoor enthusist that will spend time on the lakes and river systems"
....a fugitive or just a homeless guy? |
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I hate talking about me, so Ill make this really easy, Im your average guy, thats tired of being alone..."
....  ... er get a puppy.
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I live in the Appalachian Mountains of the Great State of North Carolina. I drink Jim Beam, Busch Light, and sweet tea. I love college football games (Go Wolfpack) and loud Country music concerts. I love scuffed up cowboy boots and broke-in, tore-up jeans. Sometimes I drink too many beers on Friday after work, and I love sleeping in on Saturdays. Shoot me a message, I'd love to hear from ya."
....Wow what a catch.  (Hillbilly)
How about I just shoot ya?
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"I was on here and deleted my profile when I thought I found the one.The last woman I dated and had what I thought was a good relationship with turned on me and wouldn't talk to me. She let others ruin what we had."
....  wow, the baggage.
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I’ve been described as very intelligent, fun-loving and passionate, and I'd like to believe that's true! "
....well, er... is it ? |
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The man whispered, "God, speak to me" and a meadowlark sang. But, the man did not hear. So the man yelled "God, speak to me" And, the thunder rolled across the sky. But, the man did not listen. "
..... zzzzzzzzz.... a bedtime story, zzzzz
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looking for friends first
I am a christian man just seeing whos out there." .....(planing to divorce his wife.) |
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partner in crime
It’s criminal not to take advantage of what is available to us in Colorado. " ....lots of banks just waitin' to be hit.
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blazing new trails/making new friends
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" ....what? Friends in the KKK? |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Thu 03/31/11 09:42 PM
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I am self-employed and goal oriented. "
translation: unemployed, looking for work. |
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Looking for a lady who is ready for the second half of life."
...ready or not, here it comes. |
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My dogs are important to me. I trust You are a dog-lover as well."
....nope, seven cats. 
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spontaneous enough to get together now
..my hobbies are people and my goals are to continue to get along with people..." ...strange hobby. How many people have you... er.... collected? 
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